The Real Fraud is DOGE

As the so called Department of Government Efficiency recklessly rampages, please examine DOGE's own mind blowing fraud!

A) Lying as to why they are firing Federal employees, never consulting with supervisors, never looking at evaluations, or what the employees jobs are-- instead committing FRAUD, calling these firings due to "performance".

B) Lying to Trump and letting his bimbo lawyer Alina Habba claim that DOGE is firing Veterans because they are not showing up to work or unfit to work. FRAUD.

C) Lying to Federal workers, that they must return to office or get fired. Meanwhile, those offices and buildings are already on the chopping block, with leases revoked. 

D) Lying that departments themselves are suggesting cuts, not the fake OPM, going as far as retroactively changing wording after a Federal Judge ruled it was FRAUD.

E) Lying about politically motivated cuts, fake Social Security fraud and funds saved.

F) DOGE's billionaire Elon is increasingly procuring more government contracts to enrich himself and his companies. The biggest FRAUD of all.

Wake Up and Smell the Coup

Under the guise of government "efficiency" Americans are being sold a load of crap. It sounds good doesn't it?--Who doesn't like some good wholesome cost cutting?

But here's the problem: Your government leaders (well at least the Donelon monster) are lying. Dodging the commitment to look for waste, only acting in haste.

1) Lying about new employees performance. Falsifying their personnel records and stating these people were fired "due to their performance". Even when the employees had stellar evaluations per their REAL supervisors. Or no evaluations yet.

2) They don't care to understand federal jobs, instead posting childish memes indicating feds are lazy Spongebob bureaucrats. (And in all fairness to Spongebob, he's actually a hardworking fellow with fine moral integrity!)  

3) Spitting on Veterans, who make up a large portion of these fed workers that the administration is now villainizing. Folks who feel the need to serve their country.

4) Don-eleon were both born with silver spoons in their mouths, never understanding what it means to move your family across the country for a secure government job, only to have it pulled from under you by giggling billionaires.

5) And purposely gutting the regulatory agencies first, so ultra rich oligarchs won't get investigated or caught as they remake the country to only benefit them.

Earth to Elon: Twitter (X) is not the Government

Once upon a time, a South African, Ozempic faced muskrat, acquired a social media platform and proceeded to quickly layoff 80%  Afterwards, said muskrat joyfully pranced around like a madman, exclaiming all is well! All is well! Now let's do the same for the complicated Government of a country I'm not even from!

Apparently muskrat deplores rules and regulations, well because he's an entitled racist. You see, not having regulations works for him. He doesn't need protections, because he can buy himself out of any situation. And what about his "back to office mandates" isn't that an example of a freakin rule? 

ADHD muskrat never took a moment to recognize that a tech company is not Gov't. Did Twitter (X) employees put out forest fires? Maintain military housing? Staff national museums? Keep dumb-asses from melting in hotpots at Yellowstone? Track bird flu, measure atmospheric pressure or assist severely disabled veterans?

Oh, but that's right, we don't need the VA because Hegseth will just mail every vet  a bottle of vodka and a disheveled whore, courtesy of Putin. Da maga efficiency!

GOP Cosplaying Atlas Shrugged

Confused as to what the heck is going on in the USA ?

Finally! The GOP is able to implement their deepest longing and desire. No, not to follow the constitution or build up the middle class. But to insert themselves into the fever dreams of drug riddled Ayn Rand and her anti-government rant.

It's easy to see that Elon Muskrat has already juxtaposed himself as John Galt. Because only he alone can handle the burden of holding the earth upon his pasty shoulders! And Henry Rearden, being played by Donald Trump, always blaming others for failed capitalistic ventures. 

Not sure which republican female is looking to be cast as slutty Dagny Taggart? As that role entails seriously longing to do creepy Elon and being absolutely brilliant. Most Fox glam girls seem to be cast only for the ability to say yes and apply lipstick.

I suggest anyone who has a spare week or two to comb through Atlas Shrugged. You can read for yourself the egotistic cruelty that is the theme of the book. {That only a handful of people are smart enough to do anything of consequence} And the others- should either be: a) happy with a factory job, or  b) burn in a train tunnel.

Russell Vought Needs a Wife

Recently divorced self righteous heathen and main author of Project 2025, must be pretty peeved that his wife left him. After all, is this not the same man who proudly wrote that a married man and woman is the ideal natural family structure?  

As Russell finds himself swimming in the mire of "unnatural families", perhaps he is overcome with bitterness. Bitter enough to enjoy destroying federal workers families and their livelihoods. Yet, instead of playing the fiddle as he burns down the government in spite, maybe Russell could find himself a wife? Personal ad follows:

"Desperately seeking new wife. Must be very heterosexual-- no funny business, or business in general--as you will be busy at home. Working the righteous women's work-- wiping baby noses and butts, cleaning toilets and serving me good Christian cuisine, no funny spicy stuff! You will be allowed to leave home on Sundays, in order to attend church and gaze lovingly at yours truly. Must accept an occasional paddling for subservient behavior."

You, Me and Inequality

Wars, genocides, misunderstandings and overall bizarre election results, stem from one word: inequality. Humans and their weird brains ask themselves: why does so and so have 'A' and I only have 'B'?  Unfair! And now I shall invade, rob, kill, or elect a tyrant so I can have more 'A' too!

In order to invade, rob, killl or elect a tyrant, weird human brains justify their actions by making up bizarre stories about those that are taking 'A'. It doesn't matter which side of the political spectrum you are on, there's someone to blame:  illuminati, jews, racists, heathens, religious zealots, lazy feds, financiers, migrants.

Certain political groups think you can "solve" inequality--with DEI or communism. The opposite group feels inequality is perfectly fine, as winners deserve their spoils-- just ask Ayn Rand, billionaires or any medieval feudalist. Outsmarted the rest!

And indeed, the first agrarian that decided they can "own" land and keep others out, did "outsmart" hunters and gatherers, who naively shared natural resources.

The result being the great human contradiction:  loathe inequality, while simultaneously celebrating it--well as long as you are the temporary victor 😜

Tech Bro Hyper Workers, Try Hygge!

The Tech Bros are having their moment, winning the world monopoly tournament. Completely emboldened to authorize how the rest shall live: 90 hour weekly hyper work, halting only for approved naps on the office floor, unwashed in sleeping sacks.

How can I say this nicely... But maybe get a life?

By Life --read a book, go to a concert, make a friend, get a dog, cook a meal, spend time with all your freakin kids, hike, swim, get a tan, light a fire and hygge.

While it may be true that technology is making people's lives easier, are people happier? Why is anxiety and depression increasing? Why are so many animal and plant species going extinct? And why are our brains being filled with micro-plastics?

Only a sociopath thinks its a grand idea to build a colony on mars, a land devoid of  ample water, air or sunlight-- (ok, it's the proper environment for a pasty tech bro) If you really believe we need Mars to relocate humanity-- try fixing earth first.