Make America Expensive Again!

Trumpsters Tariffs are giving thee the giggles 💁

If you happen to loathe the over-consumptive and throw away culture that defines modern day Americana, nothing will halt that faster than tariffpalooza!

In the 1950's average Americans spent 30% of their incomes on food (vs. 10% now) and 12% of income on clothing (vs. just 3% today!) Ever wonder why old homes have non-existent closets? Because clothes were made in the USA! Garments were much more expensive then (relatively speaking)--  due to American wages.

If you are old enough to remember what life was like just 40 years ago-- mom had about 5 dresses, dad wore the same old suit to work for years on end and kids rooms were not exploding in gazillion toys.

Then Bam! Globalization hit. We lifted millions out of poverty buying their cheap ass clothes and shoes, especially from China, where factories can pay workers less than a dollar per hour, with higher wages topping out around $3.00. Bangladesh (and this is after recent protests) increased garment workers minimum wage to $133 per month, including the fabulous perk of often working long hours, 7 days per week. 

American workers will never, ever accept those kind of wages or working conditions. Thus, the only logical outcome will be, drum roll please.... increased costs! (wait, is that what folks voted for??) Clothes, shoes, couches and binge shopping on Wayfair.

Although we can revel in the schadenfreude of destroying cheap consumerism, did  MAGA hats really intend to vote themselves right out of the Walmart shopping cart?

Hey PETA, What About Painted Poodles?

Every year PETA gets itself into a tizzy demonizing Alaska's Iditarod sled dog race.

PETA's argument goes something like: sled dogs are bred relentlessly, tied to dog houses and then forced to run long distances. Yadda yadda, thus the race is bad.

But what about the phenomena known as - painted poodles? (look it up!) These are not your ordinary french cut canines, but ridiculously groomed pink, purple, blue, rainbow monsters, akin to drunken clowns escaping from a shady tattoo parlor.

Now lets ask the DOGS, which would they prefer? To run in the Alaskan wilderness with a pack of fellow rowdy canines? Or to be humiliated by your dear owner to look like a non-canine circus freak, solely for their amusement and possible cash prizes?

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Elon WANTS You to Rise Up Against Him!

Interestingly, our very own South African Hitler reposted a tweet that sweet Hitler and Stalin didn't actually kill anybody-- public sector (aka government workers) did!

Let's unpack this for a moment. We're talking about fierce dictators. That means they dictate to their workers what to do. Kind of like when a pale weirdo sends an email to millions of government workers demanding 5 bullet points --or get fired!

If Ketamine brain Elon understood history, maybe he'd realize that when dealing with hell bent dictators, it's pretty much kill or be killed. And justifying immoral actions through endless propaganda. (Like hypocritical Muskrat is spreading) 🙊

So if Elon feels public sector workers shouldn't be "yes" men, logically they should fight MAGA propaganda! Rise up, against DOGE Dictatorship and save society!!

The Real Fraud is DOGE

As the so called Department of Government Efficiency recklessly rampages, please examine DOGE's own mind blowing fraud!

A) Lying as to why they are firing Federal employees, never consulting with supervisors, never looking at evaluations, or what the employees jobs are-- instead committing FRAUD, calling these firings due to "performance".

B) Lying to Trump and letting his bimbo lawyer Alina Habba claim that DOGE is firing Veterans because they are not showing up to work or unfit to work. FRAUD.

C) Lying to Federal workers, that they must return to office or get fired. Meanwhile, those offices and buildings are already on the chopping block, with leases revoked. 

D) Lying that departments themselves are suggesting cuts, not the fake OPM, going as far as retroactively changing wording after a Federal Judge ruled it was FRAUD.

E) Lying about politically motivated cuts, fake Social Security fraud and funds saved.

F) DOGE's billionaire Elon is increasingly procuring more government contracts to enrich himself and his companies. The biggest FRAUD of all.

Wake Up and Smell the Coup

Under the guise of government "efficiency" Americans are being sold a load of crap. It sounds good doesn't it?--Who doesn't like some good wholesome cost cutting?

But here's the problem: Your government leaders (well at least the Donelon monster) are lying. Dodging the commitment to look for waste, only acting in haste.

1) Lying about new employees performance. Falsifying their personnel records and stating these people were fired "due to their performance". Even when the employees had stellar evaluations per their REAL supervisors. Or no evaluations yet.

2) They don't care to understand federal jobs, instead posting childish memes indicating feds are lazy Spongebob bureaucrats. (And in all fairness to Spongebob, he's actually a hardworking fellow with fine moral integrity!)  

3) Spitting on Veterans, who make up a large portion of these fed workers that the administration is now villainizing. Folks who feel the need to serve their country.

4) Don-eleon were both born with silver spoons in their mouths, never understanding what it means to move your family across the country for a secure government job, only to have it pulled from under you by giggling billionaires.

5) And purposely gutting the regulatory agencies first, so ultra rich oligarchs won't get investigated or caught as they remake the country to only benefit them.

Earth to Elon: Twitter (X) is not the Government

Once upon a time, a South African, Ozempic faced muskrat, acquired a social media platform and proceeded to quickly layoff 80%  Afterwards, said muskrat joyfully pranced around like a madman, exclaiming all is well! All is well! Now let's do the same for the complicated Government of a country I'm not even from!

Apparently muskrat deplores rules and regulations, well because he's an entitled racist. You see, not having regulations works for him. He doesn't need protections, because he can buy himself out of any situation. And what about his "back to office mandates" isn't that an example of a freakin rule? 

ADHD muskrat never took a moment to recognize that a tech company is not Gov't. Did Twitter (X) employees put out forest fires? Maintain military housing? Staff national museums? Keep dumb-asses from melting in hotpots at Yellowstone? Track bird flu, measure atmospheric pressure or assist severely disabled veterans?

Oh, but that's right, we don't need the VA because Hegseth will just mail every vet  a bottle of vodka and a disheveled whore, courtesy of Putin. Da maga efficiency!

GOP Cosplaying Atlas Shrugged

Confused as to what the heck is going on in the USA ?

Finally! The GOP is able to implement their deepest longing and desire. No, not to follow the constitution or build up the middle class. But to insert themselves into the fever dreams of drug riddled Ayn Rand and her anti-government rant.

It's easy to see that Elon Muskrat has already juxtaposed himself as John Galt. Because only he alone can handle the burden of holding the earth upon his pasty shoulders! And Henry Rearden, being played by Donald Trump, always blaming others for failed capitalistic ventures. 

Not sure which republican female is looking to be cast as slutty Dagny Taggart? As that role entails seriously longing to do creepy Elon and being absolutely brilliant. Most Fox glam girls seem to be cast only for the ability to say yes and apply lipstick.

I suggest anyone who has a spare week or two to comb through Atlas Shrugged. You can read for yourself the egotistic cruelty that is the theme of the book. {That only a handful of people are smart enough to do anything of consequence} And the others- should either be: a) happy with a factory job, or  b) burn in a train tunnel.