Release the Academic Files!

Our Tangerine 'stable genius' is obviously obsessed with IQ! Especially that of prominent women of color, as his racist/sexist brain assumes they possess no intellectual ability. The tangerine screams how they must be dimwits, all while bizarrely bragging about passing a silly dementia test. Why won't he just release his real college grades, SAT or intelligence scores ??

A quote from Michael Cohen, Tangerine's former "fixer" :

“When I say con man, I’m talking about a man who declares himself brilliant but directed me to threaten his high school, his colleges, and the College Board to never release his grades or SAT scores".

This, from a man who has no problem showing off his hottest wife, most beautiful properties, but no proof of having the best intelligence??😆

Derangement is the New Sanity

I honestly thought this was a joke....TDS!

Normal looking Republican politicians in DC, hoodwinked by Trump (or just stuck up his arse) continue to spew the childish term- "Trump Derangement Syndrome", whenever they encounter someone upset about and/or protesting their dear Fuhrer.

So who really has the derangement?

A) A press secretary that proclaims the Democratic party is made up of terrorists?

B) Republicans that conveniently forgot that they once felt horrified on Jan. 6th? 

C) A president that hallucinates Portland Oregon is burning down in real time?

D) Millions of Americans that express their right to peacefully assemble?

Apparently, to some on the right, mental illness can be defined as: "feeling outrage when one is blatantly lied to by a hallucinating (or demented) authoritarian in a democratic society". And being gaslit by psycho sycophants is supposedly sanity 😮

 

Share pictures of fake fabulous family vacations. Create images of a coffee klatsch between Ted Cruz, AOC and a golden retriever. Or Joe Biden riding a giant alligator.

AI itself predicts it is advancing so quickly that proliferation of misinformation is inevitable and unstoppable. 

What kind of world is this? Who wants this? A picture is worth a thousand words--

NOT.

Meanwhile, our dear president continues to muse on about his own hallucinations regarding the city of Portland being on fire. Why isn't everyone as freaked out as I?

Night of the Terrifying Tangerine Chief

Prepare to be scared by an old golf playing tangerine. Whose very existence has made an ordinary, harmless word, the most frightful thing in the English language.

That word is "YES".

"YES", uttered by men and women who refuse to correct their dear dotard in chief when he spews utter nonsense. "YES" says a cabinet full of kiss ass faux professionals, as they nod in agreement. Meanwhile, the president of the United States prattles delusional crap. Nobody tries to correct the lies or tell the truth.

Confidently claiming Portland, Oregon is on fire, based on years old video footage. Just think, with AI video, that is quickly becoming more realistic, who will stop the Dotard from declaring war on Mars? Or Macy's? The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man?👽

Halloween has never been so scary...

Now a Word about Portland, OR

The human brain is wired to believe other humans. Back in the cave, if Igor said: "Good mammoth meat lies a few tree lengths behind big rock", why wouldn't you trust him and trot on over for the scrumptious feast?

But alas, this naive ability to believe can easily be used to deceive fellow humans.

As this post is coming to you from the vicinity of Portland, Oregon- clarification is in order.

I can't defend the antics of Portland 2020-- when youthful pent up energy met pandemic lockdown boredom. Daily peaceful protests would often morph into chaos. And attention seeking anarchists took the opportunity to run amok and burn shit.

Well life goes on and now it's 2025. Waterfront music festivals have returned, suits are back to working downtown and Portland's new mayor was elected solely on the platform of ending homelessness within one year. Does this sound like a war zone?

Yes, there are current protests in front of the ICE building-- but not very large, and usually calm. This takes place on one city block in a city that is 145 square miles.

Families every day continue to gather and dine at the Old Spaghetti Factory restaurant right next door to the Portland ICE building. Seriously, right next door. 

No matter your political persuasion, blatant public lies by a US presidential administration should scare your political pants off and leave you shivering 😱😱😱

Putin for Dummies

As the Tangerine-In-Chief just happened to recognize that Czar Putin, may in fact be evil. More rational beings wonder-- why does it take so long for sanity to seep in under hair plugs?

First, one must accept that Tangerine man is a simple man. Thus anything unfamiliar is not understandable. Things like Indian food, computers or Hawaii being a state. All confusing.

And to him, there are 4 categories of people: Perverted, shifty, hot, or post-menopausal bitch.

Putin is neither perverted, nor hot. No amount of horseback riding will fix this. Some may argue that Putin is in fact shifty--as Trump naively assumed. However, any unclassified intelligence briefing will tell you: Russian shifty is not American shifty.

American shifty : underpaying contractors, porn star hush money and hawking crappy steaks.

Russian shifty : lacing drinks with uranium, pushing scientists out windows and The Gulag.

Thoughts and Prayers for Big Balls

Let's say an entitled rich boy, tactfully known as Big Balls, carouses about DC in the wee hours of the night and unfortunately endures an attempted car jacking. Is the proper response to summon the National Guard and declare a national emergency?

Let's compare this to innocent schoolchildren, attending public school in the middle of the day, becoming victims of and dying in a school shooting. Almost always committed by young, angry, white men with legally acquired AR 47 weapons. But of course this warrants no serious solutions, yet garners hollow "thoughts and prayers"

Wouldn't the parents and survivors of mass shootings truly appreciate federal outrage and assistance? Perhaps putting a stop to wacko conspiracy theories cruelly suggesting shootings are fake? Or how about enacting some sort of common sense laws preventing the angry and insane from easily procuring automatic weapons?

Until this double standard gets rectified, we equalize the response.

Thoughts and prayers for Big Balls. May they swing freely in your tight britches.  

A Tale of Two Pit Bulls

Pit Bull. No other dog breed stirs up some up more emotion. Are they ruthless killers? Or loyal companions, misunderstood by all except those patient parolees?

Our goofball poodle mix was recently walking its human on a leash when, bam! out of nowhere a pit bull appears, grabs on the poodles leg (for being a dork, I assume) and does not let go. Kicking, screaming didn't help. Only the owner got the pit to release by punching his own dog in the face. The poodle on the other hand, ended up with stitches and a new sense of the world being an unjust place for the placid.

By some bizarre pit bull wand, that same week a relatives pit mix happened to start some shit at doggie daycare. Outcome of the recipient of his wrath was not so good.

No doubt pits make cute, loyal family pets! BUT, Historically speaking, this was a breed of dog bred for bloodsports. You can't erase or wish away that breeding anymore than hoping your husky won't run away from home (hint--it will)

Lots of weapons are allowed in the USA, so its fine by me if you want some damn dangerous pet in your care. Get a bear, pit bull, alligator, ostrich, wolf, inbred cousin. Just don't delude yourself by cuteness and recognize the responsibility that comes with owning a pet that can also act as a weapon. So keep the safety lock on!