Dear Dingo:
I know it may seem petty, but I still have not gotten over the White House serving a crappy, cold and unhealthy meal to elite athletes. What kind of bigly billionaire businessman would even brag about such an insulting expenditure? He comes across like a cheap creep.
Answer:
I have no answer for this madness, but let's learn two cautionary tales here:
A) This is what happens when you send your kids to boarding school-- the mommy lessons get missed out on. Your offspring will simply never learn how to serve guests a nice meal or function outside a bully filled dormitory, where wedgies serve as an appropriate social greeting.
B) "Everyone's favorite foods" obviously lead to direct dementia. After consuming you may experience saying crazy things like: 'Mexico will pay for the wall' or "we ate hamberders".
