Dear Dingo:
You seem to have less to say these days. Any suggestions for the large pile of Democrats throwing themselves into the upcoming presidential election??
Answer:
Avoid using your brain. Long complicated platforms with boring logical solutions don't matter to anyone anymore. Just keep it simple stupid.
1- Nobody will change a rabid Trump supporters mind. Nobody. You could post billboards with pictures of Trump eating babies all over the USA, and it would just be a waste of time.
2- Nyet, Nyet Putin net. Just hire a handful of those Silicon Valley Whiz kids to block the damn Russians already.
3- Consult with Steve Bannon. He is the one who knew to tap into racist fears, then produce a silly chant like: "Build the Wall". What else do uneducated swing voters fear? Perhaps zombies. Then scream: "Zap the Zombies" !
4- Campaign ads accomplish nothing. All those billions of dollars would be better spent sending every household in a swing state some ranch dressing and a picture of a puppy.
