Don't Worry, a Red California will have it Figured Out!

The devastating LA wildfires have brought about some strange news headlines:

 "Liberals fed up with California fires, will be voting red next time".

That's right, or shall I say right-wing ;) because as a RED state, California will have:

No more gruesome Newsom, fanning Santa Ana winds with ugly offshore windmills!

Instead, welcome--The Marjorie Taylor Greene fire brigade! Equipped with beautiful American drones and Space X cloud-seeding technology--dousing out wildfires faster than one can say: "Jewish space laser"!

But wait, there's more. A RED California, will certainly loosen those pesky building codes--encouraging fast, furious and crowded development on historically drought stricken slopes with glorious McMansions! And say goodbye to the EPA and their silly requirement to treat sewage. Instead, in RED California, all high flush golden toilets will be equipped with toilet spigots--automatically diverting your used poop water to the roof of your beautiful, big, bad ass home. Soggy roofs will save us! Vote red!

Meta and Schmuckerbergs Shrinking Stones

 I guess it's purely "the cost of doing business" that everyone must hail to the orange chief.

Of course human fact checkers might be biased, but what about the tech bros own creepy creation? AI? Can't we apply AI to do something besides plan the demise of the human race?

The United States has just certified the election of a giant propaganda machine and liar. And to those that believe the 2020 election was stolen--where is the evidence? The masterminds?

These are kooky times. But Meta could try to do some good, instead of making it impossible for facebook abstainers to see small business pages-- without logging in and joining their cult.