Hey PETA, What About Painted Poodles?

Every year PETA gets itself into a tizzy demonizing Alaska's Iditarod sled dog race.

PETA's argument goes something like: sled dogs are bred relentlessly, tied to dog houses and then forced to run long distances. Yadda yadda, thus the race is bad.

But what about the phenomena known as - painted poodles? (look it up!) These are not your ordinary french cut canines, but ridiculously groomed pink, purple, blue, rainbow monsters, akin to drunken clowns escaping from a shady tattoo parlor.

Now lets ask the DOGS, which would they prefer? To run in the Alaskan wilderness with a pack of fellow rowdy canines? Or to be humiliated by your dear owner to look like a non-canine circus freak, solely for their amusement and possible cash prizes?

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Elon WANTS You to Rise Up Against Him!

Interestingly, our very own South African Hitler reposted a tweet that sweet Hitler and Stalin didn't actually kill anybody-- public sector (aka government workers) did!

Let's unpack this for a moment. We're talking about fierce dictators. That means they dictate to their workers what to do. Kind of like when a pale weirdo sends an email to millions of government workers demanding 5 bullet points --or get fired!

If Ketamine brain Elon understood history, maybe he'd realize that when dealing with hell bent dictators, it's pretty much kill or be killed. And justifying immoral actions through endless propaganda. (Like hypocritical Muskrat is spreading) 🙊

So if Elon feels public sector workers shouldn't be "yes" men, logically they should fight MAGA propaganda! Rise up, against DOGE Dictatorship and save society!!

The Real Fraud is DOGE

As the so called Department of Government Efficiency recklessly rampages, please examine DOGE's own mind blowing fraud!

A) Lying as to why they are firing Federal employees, never consulting with supervisors, never looking at evaluations, or what the employees jobs are-- instead committing FRAUD, calling these firings due to "performance".

B) Lying to Trump and letting his bimbo lawyer Alina Habba claim that DOGE is firing Veterans because they are not showing up to work or unfit to work. FRAUD.

C) Lying to Federal workers, that they must return to office or get fired. Meanwhile, those offices and buildings are already on the chopping block, with leases revoked. 

D) Lying that departments themselves are suggesting cuts, not the fake OPM, going as far as retroactively changing wording after a Federal Judge ruled it was FRAUD.

E) Lying about politically motivated cuts, fake Social Security fraud and funds saved.

F) DOGE's billionaire Elon is increasingly procuring more government contracts to enrich himself and his companies. The biggest FRAUD of all.