Dear Dingo:
Of all the celebrities to choose from, why in the world would the 'president', pick to meet with someone as unstable and nonsensical as Kanye West? Are there not plenty of other African Americans willing to discuss jobs and Chicago crime issues with Trumplestiltskin?
Answer:
Apparently not.
Perhaps they recognize each other as comrades in their struggles with mental illness. Kanye has already opened up about his (obvious) bi-polar disorder, and Trump may want to divulge his own struggles with megalomania and delusions of grandeur. Perhaps treatment options will be discussed.
KIm Johg Un has Dennis Rodman, and Trumpster has Kanye...sanity ensues...
Dingo speaks
Tuesday, October 9, 2018
Thursday, October 4, 2018
Bitches Will Bite When Beaten
Dear Dingo:
Why in this day and age do so many older men still have a hard time taking women seriously??
Answer:
Simple Insecurity. Human men secretly know that women are amazing--so they must keep them down at all costs.
(*note: dogs, on the other hand, have always respected females--- male dogs never consider copulation with an uninterested female, not to mention--bitches bite.)
Back to humans---A partial list of things that scare human men about women:
1-Women make whole people inside their uterus. Men make ejaculate.
2-Women release milk (food !) Men go bald and release hair (non-nourishment).
3- Girls outperform boys in school, and take men's jobs. Men can't replace women (see #1)
4- Women can stand for hours in high heels and panty hose. Men sit in 'lazy boy" chairs.
Why in this day and age do so many older men still have a hard time taking women seriously??
Answer:
Simple Insecurity. Human men secretly know that women are amazing--so they must keep them down at all costs.
(*note: dogs, on the other hand, have always respected females--- male dogs never consider copulation with an uninterested female, not to mention--bitches bite.)
Back to humans---A partial list of things that scare human men about women:
1-Women make whole people inside their uterus. Men make ejaculate.
2-Women release milk (food !) Men go bald and release hair (non-nourishment).
3- Girls outperform boys in school, and take men's jobs. Men can't replace women (see #1)
4- Women can stand for hours in high heels and panty hose. Men sit in 'lazy boy" chairs.
Sunday, September 30, 2018
Earth Needs to Pay Taxes ?
Dear Dingo:
I just read in the NYTimes that our current "EPA" is getting set to roll back mercury emission regulations. Apparently, the cost to the coal industry is much higher than the associated cost savings of health and environmental benefits.
Am I understating this correctly ?
Our government is really saying that the quality of human health or the earth's environment comes down to dollar amounts ? Are we all just numbers ?
Answer:
Of course! The coal industry is not responsible for your "air", they are not forcing you to breathe or anything!! Same with nature--if those cheapskate birds, bugs, rivers, clouds and trees would simply pay their fair share to the coal industry, the industry would gladly assist them!
I just read in the NYTimes that our current "EPA" is getting set to roll back mercury emission regulations. Apparently, the cost to the coal industry is much higher than the associated cost savings of health and environmental benefits.
Am I understating this correctly ?
Our government is really saying that the quality of human health or the earth's environment comes down to dollar amounts ? Are we all just numbers ?
Answer:
Of course! The coal industry is not responsible for your "air", they are not forcing you to breathe or anything!! Same with nature--if those cheapskate birds, bugs, rivers, clouds and trees would simply pay their fair share to the coal industry, the industry would gladly assist them!
Sunday, August 19, 2018
Censoring Conservative Voices????
Dear Dingo:
So I read that the Orange Ogre is now claiming social media companies are censoring "conservative voices". It appears that he is referring to the conspiracy creature known as Alex Jones. Is he seriously stating that creepy conspiracies are part of the Republican party and considered their 'voice' ??
Answer:
Of course! Welcome to New Conservatism. To heck with William Buckley, the "Conservative Voice" is now Infowars-- brought to you by a community college drop out that may or may not be wearing a tin hat !
Facts and science are for sissy Democrats. Today's Conservatives would rather talk about Government agencies planning staged school shootings, fake moon landings and pedophile pizza parties. Those conservative "Think Tank" meetings must be quite riveting...
So I read that the Orange Ogre is now claiming social media companies are censoring "conservative voices". It appears that he is referring to the conspiracy creature known as Alex Jones. Is he seriously stating that creepy conspiracies are part of the Republican party and considered their 'voice' ??
Answer:
Of course! Welcome to New Conservatism. To heck with William Buckley, the "Conservative Voice" is now Infowars-- brought to you by a community college drop out that may or may not be wearing a tin hat !
Facts and science are for sissy Democrats. Today's Conservatives would rather talk about Government agencies planning staged school shootings, fake moon landings and pedophile pizza parties. Those conservative "Think Tank" meetings must be quite riveting...
Monday, July 23, 2018
Providing More Choices?
Dear Dingo:
I recently read that the 'though shall not be named' administration is pushing the World Health Organization to weaken it's stance on breast feeding. The 'administration' claims that they simply want women to have more "choices" and this has nothing to do with funds from formula makers....could this be true??
Answer:
But of course!
The current 'administration" is all about excellent choices for all Americans!!
Now you are finally able to choose increased fuel consumption, reduced water quality or less of those pesky National Monuments.
How about the choice to attend bogus for-profit universities with no discernible educational outcome!? Or the choice to have weakened consumer protections??
Even the choice to shoot your mother if she is experiencing a mental health crisis! (take that Obamacare-- preexisting conditions: solved).
Yes, yes- as we all know, they are very, very concerned with women's choices. Just look at the Supreme Court nominations!
I recently read that the 'though shall not be named' administration is pushing the World Health Organization to weaken it's stance on breast feeding. The 'administration' claims that they simply want women to have more "choices" and this has nothing to do with funds from formula makers....could this be true??
Answer:
But of course!
The current 'administration" is all about excellent choices for all Americans!!
Now you are finally able to choose increased fuel consumption, reduced water quality or less of those pesky National Monuments.
How about the choice to attend bogus for-profit universities with no discernible educational outcome!? Or the choice to have weakened consumer protections??
Even the choice to shoot your mother if she is experiencing a mental health crisis! (take that Obamacare-- preexisting conditions: solved).
Yes, yes- as we all know, they are very, very concerned with women's choices. Just look at the Supreme Court nominations!
Monday, June 25, 2018
Attacking the Red Hen and New American Morals
Dear Dingo:
Please explain why in "our new America" it is perfectly fine to refuse baking a gay couple a sugary cake, yet outrage ensues if there is moral objection to a Trump employee?
Answer:
In today's America "moral rights" only matter if they poll well for the RNC --- otherwise known as the "Church of Trump".
For example: the Catholic Pope feels climate change is a real and morally important issue--but guess what? Doesn't matter! The "Church of Trump" trumps this !
Other important moral stances of "Church of Trump" or COT.
COT beliefs:
* Sex with porn stars is perfectly ok, as long as you lie to your wife about it
* Immigrants are only to be used for tacos and Trump's marriages
* Pre-existing medical conditions are your own problem
* Cakes are for straight people, the gays can have quinoa
* Guns are perfectly harmless, almost like cotton balls
* Incest is fine, as long as your daughter is hot
With these new confusing moral values, it probably makes more sense to simply join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, at least they have consistency and a beer volcano.
Please explain why in "our new America" it is perfectly fine to refuse baking a gay couple a sugary cake, yet outrage ensues if there is moral objection to a Trump employee?
Answer:
In today's America "moral rights" only matter if they poll well for the RNC --- otherwise known as the "Church of Trump".
For example: the Catholic Pope feels climate change is a real and morally important issue--but guess what? Doesn't matter! The "Church of Trump" trumps this !
Other important moral stances of "Church of Trump" or COT.
COT beliefs:
* Sex with porn stars is perfectly ok, as long as you lie to your wife about it
* Immigrants are only to be used for tacos and Trump's marriages
* Pre-existing medical conditions are your own problem
* Cakes are for straight people, the gays can have quinoa
* Guns are perfectly harmless, almost like cotton balls
* Incest is fine, as long as your daughter is hot
With these new confusing moral values, it probably makes more sense to simply join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, at least they have consistency and a beer volcano.
Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Pecking Away at Family Values
Dear Dingo:
What exactly is an evangelical voter? I am really confused where they stand on families??
Answer:
Stop thinking logically. Think like a chicken instead.
Chickens immensely fear anything new, even a different chicken. They hide, shiver and shake--and only emerge to peck at the newcomer. Family values does not drive conservative chicken voters, fear does.
When the politics of fear guides your vote-- you tend to be pro-guns, fear those that are different and worse of all--you vote in an old, orange wolf to protect the hen house.
What exactly is an evangelical voter? I am really confused where they stand on families??
Answer:
Stop thinking logically. Think like a chicken instead.
Chickens immensely fear anything new, even a different chicken. They hide, shiver and shake--and only emerge to peck at the newcomer. Family values does not drive conservative chicken voters, fear does.
When the politics of fear guides your vote-- you tend to be pro-guns, fear those that are different and worse of all--you vote in an old, orange wolf to protect the hen house.
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