Dear Dingo:
Our Impostor-in-Chief, recently Tweeted that "Sloppy Steve Bannon was dumped like a dog"
Your thoughts?
Answer:
This humanoid is simply oozing cheese.
As a representative of the canis familiaris party, I object to such slander.
If Mr. Trump knew anything about dogs, he would know that dogs don't get dumped like ex-wives. Instead dogs are cherished, loved, groomed, petted, exercised, fed and bred.
Unlike Sloppy Steve (who, with all due respect, could use a pet groomer).
My lawyer will be in contact with the Trump administration regarding this ridiculous slander and defamation against dogs.
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