Dear Dingo:
Do you have access to secret information?
Answer:
Yes, as the all knowing D, here is what really happened on those Air Force One steps...
1- A few days prior to the "slip" Biden calls Putin "a killer" upsetting him terribly.
2-My sources at INTERPOL tell me that a few days afterwards, a suspicious masked man eating pelmeni was spotted on the tarmac near Air Force One. He ran for cover as authorities approached, leaving behind a bottle of Kvass and a large can of empty lithium grease.
3- Authorities could not put together what the slippery grease was for.
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