That's right boys and girls, our leading national health expert-- Ron DsSantis has even more recommendations for your optimal health!
1- If you ever find yourself under the knife, make sure to tell the good doctors and hospital staff--take off those damn masks! They aren't doing anything!
(don't forget to mask shame your dentist, dental hygienist and friendly proctologist)
2- When driving at high speeds, remove those damn nanny state seat belts. This is America! The safety theater has to end at some point!
3- Same goes for drinking and driving. How many bartenders have lost their jobs due to madd moms taking away your constitutional right to drink and drive??
*Brought to you by DeSantis 2024! Make America Florida
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