What To Do With Extra Face Masks?

Dear Dingo:

Now that most face mask mandates are lifted, I have a hell of a lot of extra face masks around the house. How can I re-purpose them?

Answer:

Let's start with the best. Chicken diapers.

Simply loop face mask bands around wings and viola!

Perhaps you own a duck?

Or catch a large bird that you would like to diaper in the house.

Then there is the face mask bikini--disposable, preventing soggy swim suits in your carry on bags!

Agreed, that the male version is not as appealing.

Or maybe you have a small animal in need of a parachute?