Saturday, February 15, 2025

Russell Vought Needs a Wife

Recently divorced self righteous heathen and main author of Project 2025, must be pretty peeved that his wife left him. After all, is this not the same man who proudly wrote that a married man and woman is the ideal natural family structure?  

As Russell finds himself swimming in the mire of "unnatural families", perhaps he is overcome with bitterness. Bitter enough to enjoy destroying federal workers families and their livelihoods. Yet, instead of playing the fiddle as he burns down the government in spite, maybe Russell could find himself a wife? Personal ad follows:

"Desperately seeking new wife. Must be very heterosexual-- no funny business, or business in general--as you will be busy at home. Working the righteous women's work-- wiping baby noses and butts, cleaning toilets and serving me good Christian cuisine, no funny spicy stuff! You will be allowed to leave home on Sundays, in order to attend church and gaze lovingly at yours truly. Must accept an occasional paddling for subservient behavior."

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