Dingo speaks
when up is down and the sky is green
the gilded class are all Epsteins
leaving us with fermented beans
and to cold plunge in our skinny jeans
The emperor wears no clothes
Legal actions become disposed
who even asked for an AI race?
tech bro billionaires set the pace
the robots will come for us, so it goes
terminating our existential human woes
In case you don't have the time to nose dive into the horrors of something known as the "Dark Enlightenment" and the coming Nerd Reich (that's right) Let's summarize:
A) Character one: Curtis Yarvin aka Mencius Moldbug. Just your standard pseudo intellectual dark overlord influencing numskulls like JD Vance and by proxy his stooge Trump. His crazy ideas (now normalized) include; rule via an "iron fist', screwing democracy, authoritarianism, firing all feds, and encouraging Russia to punish Europe for becoming nice, soft and liberal.
B) Character two: Peter Thiel, Once upon a time just a sad little closeted man, who made a fortune developing Paypal. Now that he has money, he can outwardly project his hatred of all the popular kids (also known as democratic society). Thus, if the current democratic government can't be blown up, he will simply design rule-less "freedom cities" where he and his other sad and nerdy friends (like the former government destroyer Musk) can live happily ever after without having to look at fat, dumb, disabled or poor people. Who contribute nothing.
C) Character three: Artificial Intelligence. Or the upcoming AGI which will happily take your job, income and purpose in life. The Nerd Reich loves AI, because it will be their fantastic new toy. Increasing access to essential items such as personal rocket ships and eternal life as cyborgs.
D) Place: Greenland. Why is this the coveted land for the Dark Enlightenment? Well those AI data centers need two things--rare minerals and snow. Why snow? To naturally cool the data centers. Bonus: Elon Musk can simulate his Mars antics amongst vast stone outcroppings.
In summary, now does it all make sense? You're welcome.
Our Tangerine 'stable genius' is obviously obsessed with IQ! Especially that of prominent women of color, as his racist/sexist brain assumes they possess no intellectual ability. The tangerine screams how they must be dimwits, all while bizarrely bragging about passing a silly dementia test. Why won't he just release his real college grades, SAT or intelligence scores ??
A quote from Michael Cohen, Tangerine's former "fixer" :
“When I say con man, I’m talking about a man who declares himself brilliant but directed me to threaten his high school, his colleges, and the College Board to never release his grades or SAT scores".
This, from a man who has no problem showing off his hottest wife, most beautiful properties, but no proof of having the best intelligence??😆
Prepare to be scared by an old golf playing tangerine. Whose very existence has made an ordinary, harmless word, the most frightful thing in the English language.
That word is "YES".
"YES", uttered by men and women who refuse to correct their dear dotard in chief when he spews utter nonsense. "YES" says a cabinet full of kiss ass faux professionals, as they nod in agreement. Meanwhile, the president of the United States prattles delusional crap. Nobody tries to correct the lies or tell the truth.
Confidently claiming Portland, Oregon is on fire, based on years old video footage. Just think, with AI video, that is quickly becoming more realistic, who will stop the Dotard from declaring war on Mars? Or Macy's? The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man?👽
Halloween has never been so scary...
The human brain is wired to believe other humans. Back in the cave, if Igor said: "Good mammoth meat lies a few tree lengths behind big rock", why wouldn't you trust him and trot on over for the scrumptious feast?
But alas, this naive ability to believe can easily be used to deceive fellow humans.
As this post is coming to you from the vicinity of Portland, Oregon- clarification is in order.
I can't defend the antics of Portland 2020-- when youthful pent up energy met pandemic lockdown boredom. Daily peaceful protests would often morph into chaos. And attention seeking anarchists took the opportunity to run amok and burn shit.
Well life goes on and now it's 2025. Waterfront music festivals have returned, suits are back to working downtown and Portland's new mayor was elected solely on the platform of ending homelessness within one year. Does this sound like a war zone?
Yes, there are current protests in front of the ICE building-- but not very large, and usually calm. This takes place on one city block in a city that is 145 square miles.
Families every day continue to gather and dine at the Old Spaghetti Factory restaurant right next door to the Portland ICE building. Seriously, right next door.
No matter your political persuasion, blatant public lies by a US presidential administration should scare your political pants off and leave you shivering 😱😱😱
As the Tangerine-In-Chief just happened to recognize that Czar Putin, may in fact be evil. More rational beings wonder-- why does it take so long for sanity to seep in under hair plugs?
First, one must accept that Tangerine man is a simple man. Thus anything unfamiliar is not understandable. Things like Indian food, computers or Hawaii being a state. All confusing.
And to him, there are 4 categories of people: Perverted, shifty, hot, or post-menopausal bitch.
Putin is neither perverted, nor hot. No amount of horseback riding will fix this. Some may argue that Putin is in fact shifty--as Trump naively assumed. However, any unclassified intelligence briefing will tell you: Russian shifty is not American shifty.
American shifty : underpaying contractors, porn star hush money and hawking crappy steaks.
Russian shifty : lacing drinks with uranium, pushing scientists out windows and The Gulag.
No matter your political persuasion, everyone agrees the numbers are real: US children are increasingly unhealthy 😞
Mental health aside (which knows no economic boundaries) let's address why oh why, the sporty look alike kids form swanky neighborhoods are not pre-diabetic, obese and asthmatic?? Could it be.... because they aren't poor? Gasp!
Yet our cruelty driven Trump fueled party believes it can somehow improve health outcomes that are linked to poverty.... with.... more poverty!! Forcing unwanted babies to be brought to term for those that can't leave the state, cutting food assistance programs and medicaid.
As if with less food assistance funds, poor moms are going to put on their jogging shorts, drop junior off at soccer and trot on over to Whole foods to stock up on organic broccoli and milk?
Stressed out parents wading through poverty, don't want their kids to be unhealthy. But they do know that cheap food will placate their kids stuck at home in unsafe neighborhoods! And kids hooked on sweet cereals and sodas, with no affordable replacement nutrition, aren't going to be miraculously "fixed" with RFK Fit Bits. But maybe they could all become Kennedy's?
As denizens of LA light self driving Waymo's on fire and dance raucously in the streets, the GOP talking class solemnly appears on FOX news. Reassuring pearl clutching MAGA maggots, that once again-- these are obviously "paid troublemakers", not concerned citizens.
This blatant GOP lie pales in comparison to the aggravation they are causing by omitting-- How? How does one apply for this absolutely fabulous employment opportunity !?
Do they not recognize that most citizens of Portland, Oregon gleefully Google: "How to be paid to Torch Tesla?" Or "Can I at least get free Burger King on No King's day?" But alas, they are greeted by silence and disappointment. The merriment of trouble making continues to be reserved for privileged volunteers. No matter your credentials in anarchy, protesting don't pay.
So now our swashbuckling tangerine man is complaining about low poll numbers 😏Ridiculous. For a stable genius who effortlessly hacked populism via red trucker cap and musing about shower pressure, all of a sudden understanding voters has become an enigma!
He almost got it. Did seem to notice the old fashioned term "groceries", was perplexingly brought up by maga minions. Knew enough to at least lie and promise to bring down grocery costs on day one. Which of course is totally impossible, but no worries, promised it anyway.
Now the orange grump is confused that the voters noticed, even calling it fraud. Because they noticed that 'old fashioned' groceries have not gone down in cost at all. Nor has gasoline, housing or anything else for that matter. The smoke and mirrors are beginning to clear and voters can see that their emperor has no clothes (but with a biggly bmi should remain on).
Trumpsters Tariffs are giving thee the giggles 💁
If you happen to loathe the over-consumptive and throw away culture that defines modern day Americana, nothing will halt that faster than tariffpalooza!
In the 1950's average Americans spent 30% of their incomes on food (vs. 10% now) and 12% of income on clothing (vs. just 3% today!) Ever wonder why old homes have non-existent closets? Because clothes were made in the USA! Garments were much more expensive then (relatively speaking)-- due to American wages.
If you are old enough to remember what life was like just 40 years ago-- mom had about 5 dresses, dad wore the same old suit to work for years on end and kids rooms were not exploding in gazillion toys.
Then Bam! Globalization hit. We lifted millions out of poverty buying their cheap ass clothes and shoes, especially from China, where factories can pay workers less than a dollar per hour, with higher wages topping out around $3.00. Bangladesh (and this is after recent protests) increased garment workers minimum wage to $133 per month, including the fabulous perk of often working long hours, 7 days per week.
American workers will never, ever accept those kind of wages or working conditions. Thus, the only logical outcome will be, drum roll please.... increased costs! (wait, is that what folks voted for??) Clothes, shoes, couches and binge shopping on Wayfair.
Although we can revel in the schadenfreude of destroying cheap consumerism, did MAGA hats really intend to vote themselves right out of the Walmart shopping cart?
Every year PETA gets itself into a tizzy demonizing Alaska's Iditarod sled dog race.
PETA's argument goes something like: sled dogs are bred relentlessly, tied to dog houses and then forced to run long distances. Yadda yadda, thus the race is bad.
But what about the phenomena known as - painted poodles? (look it up!) These are not your ordinary french cut canines, but ridiculously groomed pink, purple, blue, rainbow monsters, akin to drunken clowns escaping from a shady tattoo parlor.
Now lets ask the DOGS, which would they prefer? To run in the Alaskan wilderness with a pack of fellow rowdy canines? Or to be humiliated by your dear owner to look like a non-canine circus freak, solely for their amusement and possible cash prizes?
🐕🐕🐕🐕
Interestingly, our very own South African Hitler reposted a tweet that sweet Hitler and Stalin didn't actually kill anybody-- public sector (aka government workers) did!
Let's unpack this for a moment. We're talking about fierce dictators. That means they dictate to their workers what to do. Kind of like when a pale weirdo sends an email to millions of government workers demanding 5 bullet points --or get fired!
If Ketamine brain Elon understood history, maybe he'd realize that when dealing with hell bent dictators, it's pretty much kill or be killed. And justifying immoral actions through endless propaganda. (Like hypocritical Muskrat is spreading) 🙊
So if Elon feels public sector workers shouldn't be "yes" men, logically they should fight MAGA propaganda! Rise up, against DOGE Dictatorship and save society!!
Under the guise of government "efficiency" Americans are being sold a load of crap. It sounds good doesn't it?--Who doesn't like some good wholesome cost cutting?
But here's the problem: Your government leaders (well at least the Donelon monster) are lying. Dodging the commitment to look for waste, only acting in haste.
1) Lying about new employees performance. Falsifying their personnel records and stating these people were fired "due to their performance". Even when the employees had stellar evaluations per their REAL supervisors. Or no evaluations yet.
2) They don't care to understand federal jobs, instead posting childish memes indicating feds are lazy Spongebob bureaucrats. (And in all fairness to Spongebob, he's actually a hardworking fellow with fine moral integrity!)
3) Spitting on Veterans, who make up a large portion of these fed workers that the administration is now villainizing. Folks who feel the need to serve their country.
4) Don-eleon were both born with silver spoons in their mouths, never understanding what it means to move your family across the country for a secure government job, only to have it pulled from under you by giggling billionaires.
5) And purposely gutting the regulatory agencies first, so ultra rich oligarchs won't get investigated or caught as they remake the country to only benefit them.
Once upon a time, a South African, Ozempic faced muskrat, acquired a social media platform and proceeded to quickly layoff 80% Afterwards, said muskrat joyfully pranced around like a madman, exclaiming all is well! All is well! Now let's do the same for the complicated Government of a country I'm not even from!
Apparently muskrat deplores rules and regulations, well because he's an entitled racist. You see, not having regulations works for him. He doesn't need protections, because he can buy himself out of any situation. And what about his "back to office mandates" isn't that an example of a freakin rule?
ADHD muskrat never took a moment to recognize that a tech company is not Gov't. Did Twitter (X) employees put out forest fires? Maintain military housing? Staff national museums? Keep dumb-asses from melting in hotpots at Yellowstone? Track bird flu, measure atmospheric pressure or assist severely disabled veterans?
Oh, but that's right, we don't need the VA because Hegseth will just mail every vet a bottle of vodka and a disheveled whore, courtesy of Putin. Da maga efficiency!
