Thursday, October 27, 2016

Walmart Goods at Saks 5th Prices!

I would like to visit the distorted maze that exists inside of a Trump supporter's brain. From what I can see, you are either an angry, chubby, white man who secretly is in awe of Trump's amazing power to seduce, grope and argue with attractive women.....(Does Gingrich have a pet super model at home?) I think not--but now nifty Newt gets to "hang out" with someone who does!! 

Or--The second kind of supporter : Good ole American Joe who emerged from the deep depths of a racist cornfield somewhere... 
He wakes up each morning and tells himself the bizzaro story:
"You know, I think that rich, city boy Trump, is really going to help folks like me!!"

Then, Joe drives over to Walmart, (which under Trumps tariffs and closed borders will consist of all these new USA made goods) and wonders why the cost of mud boots just went up 100% ?? 
(Unless of course, I missed the details--perhaps Trump has a way of convincing Americans to work for Bangladeshi wages, so they can continue purchasing $3.99 T-Shirts??)

The funny thing is, Trump secretly thinks even his supporters are "losers"--otherwise wouldn't they have scored their own hotels and hotties??