The Rallies Will be for Science

Dear Dingo:
I don't like the idea of mass gatherings in the era of contagious Covid 19. Now the hot air blowing Trumpet is planning large, indoor campaign rallies? Is this even sane?

Answer:

Think about it as science! As we know, Trumpet supporters don't wear face masks (wouldn't want to look weak now, would they...) Rallies are also known for chanting, yelling and hand shaking. Fill an arena with older, overweight, inflammed individuals and you have the perfect cytokine storm! Virus researchers will have a smorgasburg of voluntary human guinea pigs. You don't even need to compensate the republican lab rats, in fact they will purchase tickets..

Keep America Great?

Dear Dingo:
I am a former supporter of this presidential administration. However, the way the country looks like right now, makes me question if I really want to "Keep America Great".

Answer:
What?  Mission accomplished. America is now super-great!! No more dentist appointments,  schools out forever, less traffic and more guns! Constant screen time is strongly encouraged. Not to mention-- you can simply bring your unemployed ass down to your local retail establishment, smash in the windows and take whatever the hell you want! For free! And if you are really bored, set it on fire for good measure. Even toilet paper has returned in some shape or form. So I don't really see the problem. Obama could never have pulled this all off.... KAG!