Dear Dingo:
There is excitement in the air as a possible presidential impeachment looms. But I am not so sure this is a worthy cause for celebration. What are your thoughts?
Answer:
Correct--before we throw the big orange baby out with the bathwater, it's important to note who the replacement would be...
A President Pence does seem safer-- no "oopsie!" nuclear wars due to a tweet typo, nor cheeseburger orgies, and he does own a cute pet bunny (who could resist that??)
But beware kiddos...Pence isn't exactly a bowl of sunshine and lollipops.
Although Pence prefers not to sleep with porn stars, he sure is in bed with the Koch brothers....(Remember them? Oil oligarchs, Dupont, agri chemicals and stainmaster???) Not exactly the industries that are into clean air, water or green innovation.
A Koch fantasy is some sort of sick deregulated world filled with crumbling infrastructure and increased chemical consumption-- where billionaires drive over the pitiful poor in roaring Hummers while sipping Cabernet.
Not one to be be out-shined, perhaps Pence will bring back his fascinating report on the safety of cigarette smoking... Never mind that, you will be all too busy attending your friends' federally mandated miscarriage funerals.
Dingo speaks
Monday, January 29, 2018
Friday, January 26, 2018
Artificial Intelligence or Unnecessary Logic ?
Dear Dingo:
I have been reading about the development of A.I. -- Artificial Intelligence. Even Putin is excited and claims that whichever country develops it first, will basically dominate the earth !
However, I don't see the point of this technology--as it sounds like it is being developed to take over human jobs.
Will it actually solve real, tangible problems-- like the refugee crisis or water depletion?
Answer:
Yes and No.
At first it will not be able to solve anything much--as A.I. is designed to produce scientific results, and will realize that fancy data crunching doesn't even matter to "post-facts" humanoids. A.I. will become frustrated that the silly humans refuse to listen to logic.
Thus, A.I. will come up with the final answer to the earth's real problems.
Why are humans really running out of resources like fresh water and producing endless amounts of refugees? Because they are radically reproducing and can not sustain themselves without terrorizing each other. The logical machine will see this data for what it really is.
Therefore, yes, A.I. will solve the world's problems, but I would be more concerned about the solution....
I have been reading about the development of A.I. -- Artificial Intelligence. Even Putin is excited and claims that whichever country develops it first, will basically dominate the earth !
However, I don't see the point of this technology--as it sounds like it is being developed to take over human jobs.
Will it actually solve real, tangible problems-- like the refugee crisis or water depletion?
Answer:
Yes and No.
At first it will not be able to solve anything much--as A.I. is designed to produce scientific results, and will realize that fancy data crunching doesn't even matter to "post-facts" humanoids. A.I. will become frustrated that the silly humans refuse to listen to logic.
Thus, A.I. will come up with the final answer to the earth's real problems.
Why are humans really running out of resources like fresh water and producing endless amounts of refugees? Because they are radically reproducing and can not sustain themselves without terrorizing each other. The logical machine will see this data for what it really is.
Therefore, yes, A.I. will solve the world's problems, but I would be more concerned about the solution....
Tuesday, January 23, 2018
What's the Deal with Evangelicals??
Dear Dingo:
I remember a time when Evangelicals would say : "character matters", about their elected officials. But with Trifling Trump, anything goes. What happened?
Answer:
Obviously, you don't read enough Even Faker News .
All stable conspiracy theorists know that Obama and Clinton were actually satanic minions, interested only in the baking of homosexual wedding cakes and converting public restrooms into disco themed transgender hangouts.
Trump may have an affinity for pussy grabbing and intercourse with "adult film actresses", but never mind that. Evangelicals know that at least he advocates for the Biblical principles: "though shall own tons of guns" , respect billionaires and eat your cake straight !
I remember a time when Evangelicals would say : "character matters", about their elected officials. But with Trifling Trump, anything goes. What happened?
Answer:
Obviously, you don't read enough Even Faker News .
All stable conspiracy theorists know that Obama and Clinton were actually satanic minions, interested only in the baking of homosexual wedding cakes and converting public restrooms into disco themed transgender hangouts.
Trump may have an affinity for pussy grabbing and intercourse with "adult film actresses", but never mind that. Evangelicals know that at least he advocates for the Biblical principles: "though shall own tons of guns" , respect billionaires and eat your cake straight !
Saturday, January 6, 2018
What is a "Stable Genius" ?
Dear Dingo:
What is a 'stable genius' ?
Answer:
Like a totally smart stable boy of course! A stable genius knows how to efficiently scoop manure, pile it on and keep feeding oats to the horses....
What is a 'stable genius' ?
Answer:
Like a totally smart stable boy of course! A stable genius knows how to efficiently scoop manure, pile it on and keep feeding oats to the horses....
Dumped Like a Dog?
Dear Dingo:
Our Impostor-in-Chief, recently Tweeted that "Sloppy Steve Bannon was dumped like a dog"
Your thoughts?
Answer:
This humanoid is simply oozing cheese.
As a representative of the canis familiaris party, I object to such slander.
If Mr. Trump knew anything about dogs, he would know that dogs don't get dumped like ex-wives. Instead dogs are cherished, loved, groomed, petted, exercised, fed and bred.
Unlike Sloppy Steve (who, with all due respect, could use a pet groomer).
My lawyer will be in contact with the Trump administration regarding this ridiculous slander and defamation against dogs.
Our Impostor-in-Chief, recently Tweeted that "Sloppy Steve Bannon was dumped like a dog"
Your thoughts?
Answer:
This humanoid is simply oozing cheese.
As a representative of the canis familiaris party, I object to such slander.
If Mr. Trump knew anything about dogs, he would know that dogs don't get dumped like ex-wives. Instead dogs are cherished, loved, groomed, petted, exercised, fed and bred.
Unlike Sloppy Steve (who, with all due respect, could use a pet groomer).
My lawyer will be in contact with the Trump administration regarding this ridiculous slander and defamation against dogs.
Thursday, January 4, 2018
Want Cheezeburger Please
Dear Dingo:
After reading excerpts from Wolffs' book regarding the reluctant Trump clan presidency, I feel nothing there really surprised me. Although, I am still baffled-- how is it even possible to wholeheartedly expect to lose , yet win the oval office?
Answer:
Cheeseburgers.
This is what the "Deep State" ( run by none other than Ellen Degeneres), has been up to all along: presidential mind control through cheeseburger addiction.
McDonalds ( obviously, the true deep state with their rampant globalist agenda) added multiple 'winning' proteins to their cheeseburgers in the final moments of the 2016 election. Sadly, Hillary was much too health conscious to consume said proteins, resulting in her unlikely loss. (Should have taken a hint from cheeseburger scarfing Bill... the deep state had him pegged all along)
After reading excerpts from Wolffs' book regarding the reluctant Trump clan presidency, I feel nothing there really surprised me. Although, I am still baffled-- how is it even possible to wholeheartedly expect to lose , yet win the oval office?
Answer:
Cheeseburgers.
This is what the "Deep State" ( run by none other than Ellen Degeneres), has been up to all along: presidential mind control through cheeseburger addiction.
McDonalds ( obviously, the true deep state with their rampant globalist agenda) added multiple 'winning' proteins to their cheeseburgers in the final moments of the 2016 election. Sadly, Hillary was much too health conscious to consume said proteins, resulting in her unlikely loss. (Should have taken a hint from cheeseburger scarfing Bill... the deep state had him pegged all along)
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