Tuesday, October 9, 2018

The Mental Health Summit

Dear Dingo:

Of all the celebrities to choose from, why in the world would the 'president', pick to meet with someone as unstable and nonsensical as Kanye West? Are there not plenty of other African Americans willing to discuss jobs and Chicago crime issues with Trumplestiltskin?

Answer:
Apparently not. 
Perhaps they recognize each other as comrades in their struggles with mental illness. Kanye has already opened up about his (obvious) bi-polar disorder, and Trump may want to divulge his own struggles with megalomania and delusions of grandeur. Perhaps treatment options will be discussed. 
 KIm Johg Un has Dennis Rodman, and Trumpster has Kanye...sanity ensues...

Thursday, October 4, 2018

Bitches Will Bite When Beaten

Dear Dingo:
Why in this day and age do so many older men still have a hard time taking women seriously??

Answer:
Simple Insecurity. Human men secretly know that women are amazing--so they must keep them down at all costs. 
(*note: dogs, on the other hand, have always respected females--- male dogs never consider copulation with an uninterested female, not to mention--bitches bite.)

Back to humans---A partial list of things that scare human men about women:

1-Women make whole people inside their uterus. Men make ejaculate.

2-Women release milk (food !) Men go bald and release hair (non-nourishment).

3- Girls outperform boys in school, and take men's jobs. Men can't replace women (see #1)

4- Women can stand for hours in high heels and panty hose. Men sit in 'lazy boy" chairs.