Dear Dingo:
Again, I am confused. Trumpeter keeps saying that we need to reduce 75% of federal regulations. Yet, all I keep hearing is that he will be increasing regulations on refugees, immigrants, access to women's health care...etc. etc.
Answer:
Correct. And don't forget!-- major regulations against international trade, blocking the free press and to top it off - they are coming for your marijuana.
We can all look forward to the new Conservative world vision, where the 'Great America' is inspired by the smog of Chinese cities and dirty rivers of India. We will have oppressed (yet hot !) women, sweat shop wages, dangerous working conditions, and very few pesky minorities. In other words: the Trump/ Bannon wet dream is : pregnant Swedes employed in Bangladesh factories, while enjoying Russian propaganda.
Dingo speaks
Friday, February 24, 2017
Friday, February 17, 2017
Burger Means What?
Dear Dingo:
Please help solve this mystery for me. After Flynn was fired for lying about secretive talks with Russia, the Russian embassy tweeted "there were no talks about lifting sanctions". But the weird thing is-- they added a picture of hamburgers, fries and ketchup. What does this even mean?
Answer:
You silly Americans still don't understand Russia, do you?
Russia thinks Americans are very, very stupid. The fact that they convinced US voters to elect an illiterate pervert, only served to seal this assumption. Because Russians think American families naturally resemble "the Simpsons", they tempt Homer.
Therefore, Russian embassy says : "we have stated our alternative fact--no conversation happened. Wouldn't you like an American Joe hamburger-- instead of asking pesky questions ?? " yummy, yummy, yummy......
Please help solve this mystery for me. After Flynn was fired for lying about secretive talks with Russia, the Russian embassy tweeted "there were no talks about lifting sanctions". But the weird thing is-- they added a picture of hamburgers, fries and ketchup. What does this even mean?
Answer:
You silly Americans still don't understand Russia, do you?
Russia thinks Americans are very, very stupid. The fact that they convinced US voters to elect an illiterate pervert, only served to seal this assumption. Because Russians think American families naturally resemble "the Simpsons", they tempt Homer.
Therefore, Russian embassy says : "we have stated our alternative fact--no conversation happened. Wouldn't you like an American Joe hamburger-- instead of asking pesky questions ?? " yummy, yummy, yummy......
Tuesday, February 7, 2017
Three Cheers for Our Differenty Abled President !
Dear Dingo:
Liberals should be more tolerant of their first mentally disabled Commander in Chief. Long gone are the days when Dan Quayle had his political career ruined over misspelling the word 'potato'. Republicans are now very tolerant of looking up to a man with various cognitive and emotional differences. If liberals feel inclusion, disability rights and diversity count, the POTUS should be offered federally mandated workplace accommodations, not mockery. Why is this not happening?
Answer:
You are correct, as it is no secret that the current POTUS fits into quite a few diagnostic categories.
DSM-5 314.0 Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity
DSM-5 314.01 Narcissistic Personality Disorder
DSM-5 315.09 Specific Learning Disorder-spelling
Sadly, he has not been offered the correct accommodations, counseling or spell check.
It may be a budgetary issue, or perhaps a lack of awareness. We would all be doing him a great favor by encouraging he access the appropriate government services. Please contact your senator and encourage them to help this dear man.
Liberals should be more tolerant of their first mentally disabled Commander in Chief. Long gone are the days when Dan Quayle had his political career ruined over misspelling the word 'potato'. Republicans are now very tolerant of looking up to a man with various cognitive and emotional differences. If liberals feel inclusion, disability rights and diversity count, the POTUS should be offered federally mandated workplace accommodations, not mockery. Why is this not happening?
Answer:
You are correct, as it is no secret that the current POTUS fits into quite a few diagnostic categories.
DSM-5 314.0 Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity
DSM-5 314.01 Narcissistic Personality Disorder
DSM-5 315.09 Specific Learning Disorder-spelling
Sadly, he has not been offered the correct accommodations, counseling or spell check.
It may be a budgetary issue, or perhaps a lack of awareness. We would all be doing him a great favor by encouraging he access the appropriate government services. Please contact your senator and encourage them to help this dear man.
Sunday, February 5, 2017
Bannon, the Sith Lord
Dear Dingo:
How can I remain optimistic about our future when it has become brazenly apparent, that Steve Bannon (who by the way, has no problem referring to himself as Satan or Darth Vader) is now the true leader of the USA?
Answer:
Well our new leader (and you may call him Sith Lord Steve) believes in a post-war 1950's America. Get yourself a virtual reality helmet and travel back in time, to see if there is anything you may like about this era. Some things that could be to your liking:
A) Mid century architecture! Finally, no more annoying beige McMansions--just cute well designed smallish homes--with no walk in closets. That's right, you won't need a big closet because you will only be able to afford one expensive American dress, made by Ivanka no less!!
B) Good looking people on airplanes. Nobody really enjoys the sweat pants, hoodie wearing stinky airplane passengers of modern times. TSA will make sure that it also serves a new role as the Transportation Style Administration. All airline passengers will be required to wear dresses and heels (for females of course, trans need not travel) and well pressed suits with a brown fedora for the masculine men. Don't forget your cigarettes!!!
C) Finally, we can put those silly Fifty Shades books and movies to rest. Who needs S&M, when your husband or boyfriend can legally and randomly spank "their" female at the drop of a hat!
D) Less hair balls in public swimming pools. With the new mandatory "short hair" rules for men and swim caps on the ladies permanents, we can all enjoy hairless public swims again.
E) Fall out shelters and nuclear war drills. Who says school is boring? Imagine what fun the kiddies will have hiding under their desk in fear of the yellow man, as it becomes part of their regular school day!
F) Lastly: Amphetamines! Ayn Rand can't be wrong...let's all get back on amphetamines for the right reasons!! Your husband will be able to work long hours at the steel mill, while the stylish wife never loses her sexy figure. All thanks to amphetamines! See-- obesity problem solved--take that ineffective, "Let's Move" campaign.....
How can I remain optimistic about our future when it has become brazenly apparent, that Steve Bannon (who by the way, has no problem referring to himself as Satan or Darth Vader) is now the true leader of the USA?
Answer:
Well our new leader (and you may call him Sith Lord Steve) believes in a post-war 1950's America. Get yourself a virtual reality helmet and travel back in time, to see if there is anything you may like about this era. Some things that could be to your liking:
A) Mid century architecture! Finally, no more annoying beige McMansions--just cute well designed smallish homes--with no walk in closets. That's right, you won't need a big closet because you will only be able to afford one expensive American dress, made by Ivanka no less!!
B) Good looking people on airplanes. Nobody really enjoys the sweat pants, hoodie wearing stinky airplane passengers of modern times. TSA will make sure that it also serves a new role as the Transportation Style Administration. All airline passengers will be required to wear dresses and heels (for females of course, trans need not travel) and well pressed suits with a brown fedora for the masculine men. Don't forget your cigarettes!!!
C) Finally, we can put those silly Fifty Shades books and movies to rest. Who needs S&M, when your husband or boyfriend can legally and randomly spank "their" female at the drop of a hat!
D) Less hair balls in public swimming pools. With the new mandatory "short hair" rules for men and swim caps on the ladies permanents, we can all enjoy hairless public swims again.
E) Fall out shelters and nuclear war drills. Who says school is boring? Imagine what fun the kiddies will have hiding under their desk in fear of the yellow man, as it becomes part of their regular school day!
F) Lastly: Amphetamines! Ayn Rand can't be wrong...let's all get back on amphetamines for the right reasons!! Your husband will be able to work long hours at the steel mill, while the stylish wife never loses her sexy figure. All thanks to amphetamines! See-- obesity problem solved--take that ineffective, "Let's Move" campaign.....
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