Thursday, May 17, 2018

Violent Animals or Humans?

Dear Dingo:
As an actual animal, what are your thoughts on the Predator-in-Chief referring to violent gangs as "animals" ?

Answer:
I pity the Presidential predator. He obviously has no idea what an animal even is. The most common animals on earth are in fact nematodes, otherwise known as worms. Worms are not violent, nor are they affiliated with any gangs. They certainly don't deal narcotics or beat people with large sticks. 

It would be much more accurate for the orange troll to refer to himself as an "animal".  Many animals actively seek out the act of copulation, and have reproductive habits similar to his own.