Dear Dingo:
What is it with Democrats and love for Elizabeth Warren? She has a good message and all, but hasn't anyone learned that swing state voters are just not into progressive women?
Answer:
Correct. It looks like the Dems are smoking some kind of fabulous fairy dust. Delusional at best, they are utterly incapable of comprehending the simplest of facts:
Only 107000 votes in three states decided the 2016 election !
If Dems truly want to avoid global doom, also known as Trumpelstiltskin, they must remove their rosy glasses and immediately question those 100,000 indecisive old white men. Who exactly would they vote for? If it is a dancing monkey, fine. Then put a dancing monkey on the ticket.
This is no time for messing around with idealism, policy or normality.
**Note, if they don't care for the monkey ticket, perhaps the 2002 election will remind them of reality--those that idealistically voted for Nader, elected a president Bush.
But alas, reality does not come easily for those hopped up on fairy dust...
Dingo speaks
Thursday, September 26, 2019
Friday, September 20, 2019
The Right State Rights
Dear Dingo:
I get really confused about State vs. Federal rights. Isn't it interpreted arbitrarily?
Answer:
Of course not! It is all so very logical.
There is a state rights fairy employed at the White House, whose sole job is to assign which states are considered bad, and which ones good. Hint: Blue is the bad color.
'Red' (i.e. good states) are allowed to have state rights. They can bitch and moan about the Federal Government 'overreaching' into their public land use. Or the red state of Ohio obviously has the right to ban abortion, regardless of Federal law.
Blue states (like California) on the other hand, have no such rights. They can not be allowed to set their own emission standards, and must be stopped by BIG government.
The fairy hopes to broaden her scope, and eliminate many more consumer protections! Hopefully, get rid of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau--(created to stop banks from exploiting those Americans that did not win the IQ lottery). Because, after all, God created stupid people for the sole purpose of exploitation, therefore Government should never interfere with their divine right to be exploited.
I get really confused about State vs. Federal rights. Isn't it interpreted arbitrarily?
Answer:
Of course not! It is all so very logical.
There is a state rights fairy employed at the White House, whose sole job is to assign which states are considered bad, and which ones good. Hint: Blue is the bad color.
'Red' (i.e. good states) are allowed to have state rights. They can bitch and moan about the Federal Government 'overreaching' into their public land use. Or the red state of Ohio obviously has the right to ban abortion, regardless of Federal law.
Blue states (like California) on the other hand, have no such rights. They can not be allowed to set their own emission standards, and must be stopped by BIG government.
The fairy hopes to broaden her scope, and eliminate many more consumer protections! Hopefully, get rid of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau--(created to stop banks from exploiting those Americans that did not win the IQ lottery). Because, after all, God created stupid people for the sole purpose of exploitation, therefore Government should never interfere with their divine right to be exploited.
Thursday, September 12, 2019
The Revenge of the Climate Nerds
Dear Dingo:
I am shocked at the Americans who seem to believe that Climate scientists are lying ass fibbers...Making up research to obtain grant money? Who believes that? How can these trolls even function in today's world?
Answer:
They don't need to. As long as the dank basements they reside in have a stocked mini fridge and some sort of air hole, they survive. One thing is certain-- the trolls have never, ever met an actual living, breathing scientist in person.
For them, scientists are mysterious and mythical creatures, much like the Yeti. Unsure if these beings are good or bad -- they turn to their Dicktator, who tweets that they are unethical, so it must be so!
The poor trolls somehow believe that climate scientists, who have spent their lives bullied as nerds, buried in books for years on end, obtained advanced degrees --for the sole purpose of making up facts for measly grant money !! The trolls are not aware there is a much easier way to spread misinformation--called creative writing or simply president.
I am shocked at the Americans who seem to believe that Climate scientists are lying ass fibbers...Making up research to obtain grant money? Who believes that? How can these trolls even function in today's world?
Answer:
They don't need to. As long as the dank basements they reside in have a stocked mini fridge and some sort of air hole, they survive. One thing is certain-- the trolls have never, ever met an actual living, breathing scientist in person.
For them, scientists are mysterious and mythical creatures, much like the Yeti. Unsure if these beings are good or bad -- they turn to their Dicktator, who tweets that they are unethical, so it must be so!
The poor trolls somehow believe that climate scientists, who have spent their lives bullied as nerds, buried in books for years on end, obtained advanced degrees --for the sole purpose of making up facts for measly grant money !! The trolls are not aware there is a much easier way to spread misinformation--called creative writing or simply president.
Tuesday, September 10, 2019
The True Enemy is Your Pants
Dear Dingo:
Here in the Pacific Northwest it has become quite popular to ban plastic straws at all eating establishments. I find the new paper straws whimsical, but feel they are a fashion trend, not an actual solution to plastic waste. Will using paper (or metal) straws really help anything?
Answer:
Smart of you to ask a canine this, as dogs don't use plastic straws, cups or even forks for that matter! Animals are always eco, and those plastic poop baggies were never our idea!
That aside-- Americans do not really understand plastic waste. Your plastic straws probably get buried in a dump in Tacoma, not up a sea turtles nose. The great Pacific Garbage patch was/is mostly fed from Asian rivers, where plastic waste is dumped due to lack of garbage pick up or by overwhelmed recycling facilities.
But here is something to chew on: the jolly sea creatures fear your clothes more than your drinking straws.
35% of primary micro plastics in marine environments, come from textiles.
That's right--your yoga pants (re: synthetic material) creates pollution and micro plastic run off -- that of course ends up in (where else?) Asian rivers that flow into the ocean.
So Dingo recommends exercising in the buff (as she does) or at the very least, stop buying so many silly, non recyclable synthetic clothes to fill your ridiculous American closets with. Then go enjoy a cocktail with a wooden straw...
Here in the Pacific Northwest it has become quite popular to ban plastic straws at all eating establishments. I find the new paper straws whimsical, but feel they are a fashion trend, not an actual solution to plastic waste. Will using paper (or metal) straws really help anything?
Answer:
Smart of you to ask a canine this, as dogs don't use plastic straws, cups or even forks for that matter! Animals are always eco, and those plastic poop baggies were never our idea!
That aside-- Americans do not really understand plastic waste. Your plastic straws probably get buried in a dump in Tacoma, not up a sea turtles nose. The great Pacific Garbage patch was/is mostly fed from Asian rivers, where plastic waste is dumped due to lack of garbage pick up or by overwhelmed recycling facilities.
But here is something to chew on: the jolly sea creatures fear your clothes more than your drinking straws.
35% of primary micro plastics in marine environments, come from textiles.
That's right--your yoga pants (re: synthetic material) creates pollution and micro plastic run off -- that of course ends up in (where else?) Asian rivers that flow into the ocean.
So Dingo recommends exercising in the buff (as she does) or at the very least, stop buying so many silly, non recyclable synthetic clothes to fill your ridiculous American closets with. Then go enjoy a cocktail with a wooden straw...
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