If Peter Thiel Lived on Earth, He Might Get Innovation Stagnation

Peter Thiel has been yammering on about American 'innovation stagnation' for years now. Where are the flying cars and trips to the moon? Medical advances? As always, he likes to blame the liberals and their ridiculous universities. Tiresome.

Never once has he attempted to remove his elitist head out of his own arse.

Ever hear of demand Peter? Kind of like why the Concorde failed, just wasn't the demand for supersonic jet travel. Remember a guy named Trump? Hates the idea of international travel- might he accidentally eat something interesting. Perhaps most Americans do too? Not to mention the disinterest in public moon walks anytime soon. At least not until there is Moon McDonalds. (I'll TM that, you're welcome)

The thing is, the naked apes prefer their simple pleasures. Even the ones with fistfulls of money--you know what they do? Purchase inflatable buttocks, get drunk on yachts, buy tiny tea cup pigglets and $900 pre-ripped Gucci jeans. There's your American innovation: gourmet mac & cheese served up in a stadium luxury box ;)  

Tucker Carlson IS THE ELITE

The remarkable Trucker Carlson likes to brand himslef as 'Mr. Average America'.

Railing against the elite. But can you, dear reader, define elite? I'll help.

Definition: "A small group of people who hold a disproportionate amount of wealth".

Let's see, Mr. Carlson's wealth in 2022 according to Forbes: $515 million

Mr. Carlson's alma mater, Trinity college annual tuition? $61,000 per year

Yes, this fellow is absolutely an average Joe 😂

Beware my friends, of the wolf 🐺 in sheep's clothing 🐑

 

Russia Explained for Dummies

Dingo dogsplains Putin:

1-What does Russia/Putin want?

Well everything. To be a superpower. To return to its glory days of the past, when it had vast amounts of territory, including Ukraine, Baltic States and even Finland! And to promote its version of conservative values. Meaning-- hating the West and their meek, genderless and infertile citizens. Instead promoting Russian conservatism-- enormous manly yachts, and males prancing in bulging tights at the Bolshoi ballet.

2- Why are so many Americans indifferent about the Ukraine/Russian war?

Because they can't comprehend what a madman Putin really is. That he will never be satisfied with just a taste of Ukraine. (Much like my neighbor can't comprehend why her dog ate their pet bunny). Americans are too naive to understand despots.

 

CDC Report on Teen Mental Health??

Let's talk teen mental health, specifically-- girls.

CDC Survey says-- incredible sadness, suicidal thoughts and sexual assaults. Surprising?

If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over & expecting different results--Why is the official recommendation.....Do more of the same??

Where is the outrage about PHONES, PHONES and PHONES? Studies show an obvious correlation between phone use and teen depression!

The inmates are running this phony asylum.

Who? 😝? Thinks that teen girls living in a zombie bubble of social media likes, comments,  pics, pruning, waxing, always comparing, comparing every private corner of their body, lives and selves a healthy thing?

Who?😝? Believes that tween boys watching endless phone porn at the back of the school bus is somehow benign to everyone's social development?

Maybe, just maybe, Tim Cook is the crazy one...🙈

Why Dogs are Way Smarter than Humans

Dear Humans:

Here's the howl-- as I observe the naked, 2 legged kind-- a.k.a. homo sapiens,  can't help but notice, you just might not be as smart as you think! 

Dingo's List As To Why Dogs are Smarter than People:

#1- No dog has ever fallen off a cliff or into the ocean while taking a selfie.

#2- Dogs can't be scammed by bots. We get our info from butts--always accurate.

#3- No dog would shoot their ex for the insurance money.

#4- Dogs don't trust TV & social media, only nature and nurture is the real deal.

#5- Dogs wouldn't inject themselves with lip filler until they look like puffer fish.

#6- You do know dogs invented Yoga and stretching before exercise, thank you.

#7- Dogs never, ever have the problem of food waste.

#8- No dog needs to read a scientific article just to know that sleep is good.

#9- Dogs don't spread outrageous lies about each other.

#10- And no dog has ever threatened to start a nuclear war 💥!