Dear Dingo:
Please explain why in "our new America" it is perfectly fine to refuse baking a gay couple a sugary cake, yet outrage ensues if there is moral objection to a Trump employee?
Answer:
In today's America "moral rights" only matter if they poll well for the RNC --- otherwise known as the "Church of Trump".
For example: the Catholic Pope feels climate change is a real and morally important issue--but guess what? Doesn't matter! The "Church of Trump" trumps this !
Other important moral stances of "Church of Trump" or COT.
COT beliefs:
* Sex with porn stars is perfectly ok, as long as you lie to your wife about it
* Immigrants are only to be used for tacos and Trump's marriages
* Pre-existing medical conditions are your own problem
* Cakes are for straight people, the gays can have quinoa
* Guns are perfectly harmless, almost like cotton balls
* Incest is fine, as long as your daughter is hot
With these new confusing moral values, it probably makes more sense to simply join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, at least they have consistency and a beer volcano.
Dingo speaks
Monday, June 25, 2018
Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Pecking Away at Family Values
Dear Dingo:
What exactly is an evangelical voter? I am really confused where they stand on families??
Answer:
Stop thinking logically. Think like a chicken instead.
Chickens immensely fear anything new, even a different chicken. They hide, shiver and shake--and only emerge to peck at the newcomer. Family values does not drive conservative chicken voters, fear does.
When the politics of fear guides your vote-- you tend to be pro-guns, fear those that are different and worse of all--you vote in an old, orange wolf to protect the hen house.
What exactly is an evangelical voter? I am really confused where they stand on families??
Answer:
Stop thinking logically. Think like a chicken instead.
Chickens immensely fear anything new, even a different chicken. They hide, shiver and shake--and only emerge to peck at the newcomer. Family values does not drive conservative chicken voters, fear does.
When the politics of fear guides your vote-- you tend to be pro-guns, fear those that are different and worse of all--you vote in an old, orange wolf to protect the hen house.
Sunday, June 10, 2018
What is the Fortnite Phenomena ??
Dear Dingo:
Being something of a luddite, I do not know much about video games. I do know that there is a game called Fortnite that involves shooting and is wildly popular with the kiddos. What else should I know about this game?
Answer:
It is the NRA's epic fantasy world. FINALLY everyone has tons of guns!
( if you have not seen it--watch a Youtube video of the game being played).
In this NRA wet dream, guns, guns are everywhere! Run around shoot everyone (because otherwise someone will shoot you) then take their guns and look for more people to kill! yay!
And how nice--they don't even show any blood, so you can enjoying killing without the guilt--double yay !
I certainly believe the whole endeavor is funded by the NRA, as the kiddies are all super crazy addicted--or how stockholders of the gun industry see them--future customers !!
Being something of a luddite, I do not know much about video games. I do know that there is a game called Fortnite that involves shooting and is wildly popular with the kiddos. What else should I know about this game?
Answer:
It is the NRA's epic fantasy world. FINALLY everyone has tons of guns!
( if you have not seen it--watch a Youtube video of the game being played).
In this NRA wet dream, guns, guns are everywhere! Run around shoot everyone (because otherwise someone will shoot you) then take their guns and look for more people to kill! yay!
And how nice--they don't even show any blood, so you can enjoying killing without the guilt--double yay !
I certainly believe the whole endeavor is funded by the NRA, as the kiddies are all super crazy addicted--or how stockholders of the gun industry see them--future customers !!
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