Dear Dingo:
I am feeling rather glum about 2020. Is there anything feasible to feel good about?
Answer:
Of course there is!
1) People are finally washing their hands! According to the CDC, pre-Covid only about 30 % of men washed their hands after using a public restroom.... nasty!
2) Americans are not the most ignorant people on earth! Citizens of Belgium, France and even anal Germany have all held Covid is fake protests in the past month or so, proving they may not be intellectual powerhouses afterall. Achtung Dummkopf!
3) 17% drop in global carbon emissions. See, not so hard, just stop going to your job already...
4) Regarding # 3, as Ivanka T. said: Just try something new! Say you are a laid off airline executive, perhaps you could bake hemp brownies or become a plumber now....
5) Masks are fun-!!- nobody can judge your laugh lines, you can stick your tongue out at people without them knowing and best of all, you can shoplift without being caught (i.e. try something new!!)
