Monday, October 23, 2017

What's Up With Supremacism?

Dear Dingo:
There seems to be much more divisiveness regarding human race these days.
 Please explain how white nationalists believe toothless, dirty and crusty white dudes are somehow superior to educated folks of different races. It makes no sense to me....

Answer:
Suspension of reality. Similar to how it is difficult for some to notice their own foot odor.

Effective white supremacists pretend that moronic white people, white pedophiles, mass murderers, trailer trash, criminals and assorted other white bozos don't really exist. 
Except---
**Please note the white supremacist disclaimer:

"Use of the term white applies only to those pale skinned individuals that we deem to be 'awesome'. This term can not be used by caucasian homosexuals, the disabled, weak, atheists, progressives, environmentalists, scientists, feminists or those that we think look kind of ugly or weird. Exceptions are made for nasty, old white dudes such as Steve Bannon, who may or may not be living in a van down by the river."


Thursday, October 12, 2017

The RNC or Gambling NC ??

Dear Dingo:
I just found out that the finance chairman of the RNC is a billionaire casino owner (Wynn). Even more incredible-- the largest donor to the republican party and Trump campaign is another casino billionaire (Adelson). And let's not even talk about our current president's connections to the casino community! 
What does it all mean??
 Why is the current conservative party rolling in gambling revenue??

Answer:
Remember kids--Gambling is not an addictive, family destroying behavior !
No, no--it is in fact, a wholesome and virtuous joy! Just like other republican past times.

Such as:
Pussy grabbing
Voting pro-life, unless your mistress needs an abortion (wink, wink ;)
Eliminating health care benefits, because what is more pro-life than making sure the sick        "get what they deserve" ?
Shooting off large caliber weapons
Eating beautiful chocolate cake, until your vascular dementia sets in...
Smoking (remember--Pence argued it isn't addictive either)
Threatening nuclear war

So grab your cigarettes, a pretty mistress and pull up a chair to the roulette table! Because gambling is a fun way to spend your time until WW III begins !!... Much better than wasting away our last days on earth with boring organic gardens and exercise like the Obama's suggested (snoozer!)







Thursday, October 5, 2017

So You Think Your Brain Will Always Be Awesome?

Dear Dingo:

The unspeakable happened again, one human unleashed rage and fire power upon innocent victims--for no apparent reason at all. We are left wondering about motive--why can't we understand?

Answer:

Your kind is plagued by the need for easy, easy answers to hard, hard questions-- categorizing complexity into easily digestible bits. Wouldn't it be nice to reduce the human condition into some sort of Batman movie where "good guys with guns" fight "bad guys with guns" ??  Ending happily ever ! Hurrah!

But I have news for you and your bipedal friends--the brain is neither good nor evil  (the audacity!) It is in fact, able to malfunction and fail just like an ordinary diseased kidney. It is also capable of carrying dark chambers and dislodged wiring.
Look around you--Perfectly "normal" people are walking around with suicidal thoughts, brain injuries, dementia, personality disorders, cognitive impairments, hallucinations or high on drugs.  Ha!

Sometimes these deficits are apparent, but more often than you care to know--they are not. And (brace yourself) it could even happen to you!!--You can't simply "test" someone as "sane or insane" or "good or bad"--because mentality is fluid by nature, psychopaths hide their psychopathy (duh, that's the definition), people take drugs and brain injuries occur in the blink of an eye. 

Now, if you want to "understand" a tragedy--- 1st wrap your little head around the thought that human brains are not perfect. They fail, they get damaged, traumatized and harbor deep disturbing thoughts. Firearms are dangerous because they are predictable killing machines operated by unpredictable brains. And if you can't legislate brains, might as well ban the guns....