Dear Dingo:
I see dark, dark times ahead. If media images are getting digitally altered, conspiracy theories normalized, and bots comment that everything is funded by Soros--how can reality, facts and truth ever prevail ??
Can humans survive in an environment that is altered, falsified and constantly manipulated? Won't we just become more confused and scared-like chickens with our heads cut off ???
Answer:
Reality is boring and facts are complicated. Why do you think people willingly put on virtual reality goggles, take drugs or watch Fox and Friends ? Remember how the optimists once launched "The Learning Channel", that's now become nothing but 'My 600 pound life'?
Think of it this way--Information has become one big McDonalds. People should be eating their reality vegetables, but always choose the falsified fries, apple pie and coke instead.
At least you know your fellow Americans are running around jacked up on fake facts, so instead of getting caught up in a Facebook or Twitter info war--calmly reply--"I'm sorry , I don't believe you or your opinion even exist and that's my fact Jack! "
Dingo speaks
Tuesday, March 27, 2018
Friday, March 23, 2018
Don't Want Your Info Sold? Try Butt Sniffing!
Dear Dingo:
Dogs are social creatures, so perhaps you can help me understand social media. As I am on of those odd humanoids that has never opened a Facebook account, I am curious about the appeal for those that do partake?
Answer:
Because humans are both narcissistic and voyeuristic. And you don't sniff butts.
That's why canines don't partake in Facebook. (or maybe because we don't have fingers) but sniffing tail tells you all you need--and nobody ever sells your info !
A good butt sniff reveals:
If a bitch is in estrus ( I believe you humans call this a "status update")
Where a dog has recently been (this is more efficient than posting vacation pics)
Recent diet (think--no more annoying food photos!)
Health and pack status ( no fake news or lies- butt sniffs would beat out Twitter)
Dogs are social creatures, so perhaps you can help me understand social media. As I am on of those odd humanoids that has never opened a Facebook account, I am curious about the appeal for those that do partake?
Answer:
Because humans are both narcissistic and voyeuristic. And you don't sniff butts.
That's why canines don't partake in Facebook. (or maybe because we don't have fingers) but sniffing tail tells you all you need--and nobody ever sells your info !
A good butt sniff reveals:
If a bitch is in estrus ( I believe you humans call this a "status update")
Where a dog has recently been (this is more efficient than posting vacation pics)
Recent diet (think--no more annoying food photos!)
Health and pack status ( no fake news or lies- butt sniffs would beat out Twitter)
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
Can I order a beer with my gun please?
Dear Dingo:
I can't understand why the conservatives and NRA trust teens with weapons, but not booze. Wasn't it Ronald Reagan that raised the drinking age to 21 ? If they feel a twenty year old can't even restrain themselves around a six pack of Schlitz, why is the exact same teen to be trusted with a Ruger?
Answer:
According to the NRA--a young single mom deserves the right to defend herself (yes, actual laugh out loud NRA quote!) Because as you know, the conservatives are all about supporting young single moms, Ha!
Obviously, a conservative unthink tank, came up with the brilliant idea that teens can "turn on" their frontal lobes to "mature restraint setting" when they encounter dangerous firearms (amazing!) Apparently these very same frontal lobes malfunction when exposed to rental cars, casinos, or cocktails ! (As teens aren't allowed near any of those) What a pity the teen brain develops in such an uneven fashion....
I can't understand why the conservatives and NRA trust teens with weapons, but not booze. Wasn't it Ronald Reagan that raised the drinking age to 21 ? If they feel a twenty year old can't even restrain themselves around a six pack of Schlitz, why is the exact same teen to be trusted with a Ruger?
Answer:
According to the NRA--a young single mom deserves the right to defend herself (yes, actual laugh out loud NRA quote!) Because as you know, the conservatives are all about supporting young single moms, Ha!
Obviously, a conservative unthink tank, came up with the brilliant idea that teens can "turn on" their frontal lobes to "mature restraint setting" when they encounter dangerous firearms (amazing!) Apparently these very same frontal lobes malfunction when exposed to rental cars, casinos, or cocktails ! (As teens aren't allowed near any of those) What a pity the teen brain develops in such an uneven fashion....
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