Tuesday, May 30, 2017

The Weak Always Eat Last

Dear Dingo:

Why doesn't the Tyrant Toddler and his administration acknowledge the obvious increase in hate crimes these past 6 months in the USA? Why are they not accepting responsibility?

Dear Darling Human:

You poor thing, so naive.
In the thought process of the Tangerine Tyrant and his supporters, hate crimes are nothing more than social order "placement issues".  Putting people back in their proper place is *key* to making America great. Their whole world view is based on reducing justice, increasing non-equality and thus pissing on the weak. This (just like Darth Vader has said) will bring about: "order in the galaxy".

 It is so much easier for us canines to understand this twisted concept, as we too rule each other through strength and domination. However, we are a tad more evolved, as no canine has ever bullied another based solely on their breed standard or fur color. For example, a sheep dog wouldn't solely dominate terriers, nor do huskies bully poodles with frilly haircuts (although, perhaps they should). 

Friday, May 5, 2017

What is Pro Life Anyway?

Dear Dingo:

I sort of get the conservative view point about protecting life at any cost, including an unborn fetus. But what if the unborn fetus that a female wants to terminate has a serious medical condition? Wouldn't the new 'American' health care plan exclude providing medical care for this very same baby, (ensuring they live)-- because of his/her pre-existing condition? 

Answer:

Yes. If you need further clarification --here is a quick guide to understanding
 GOP Pro-life logic:

Must live: Unborn fetus, adults in permanent vegetative states.

Ok to perish: Disabled people and those who need Medicaid, soldiers (ours and whomever we happen to kill), weaklings that can't handle polluted air or water, folks killed by toddlers or the mentally ill with easy access to guns, and lastly-- anyone who is not white, especially if you are a refugee or child stuck in one of them "poor countries"--boo hoo to you! 

Just make sure you aren't in the second group, and all will be well! Cheers! Viva the GOP!