Dingosplains the Rules of Texas:
1) As Texans you are mandated to report on your neighbor if they seek out an abortion of a human fetus at 7 weeks (note: that's a 10 mm long fetus). As that would be murder in Texas.
2) As Texans you are obligated to be outraged about illegal human immigrants (that includes children longer than 10 millimeters in size). They should be sent back to whatever shit hole country they came from, even if that results in their death. Texans are not pro those lives.
3) As Texans you are free to unmask, sneeze and spread drippy Covid virus amongst yourselves. If a radio host or your neighbor happens to die from it, that is simply god's will.
Logical conclusion: Texas gladly welcomes undocumented fetuses at the border, just keep those buns in the oven while crossing the Rio Grande and never, ever wear a face mask.
