Dear Dingo:
A few days back I read in the real news about a 2004 UFO sighting by a Navy pilot. It was taken quite seriously and even led to a secret government space program. 13 years have passed since then, but no aliens! Where did they go?
Answer:
Have you seen the movie Men in Black?? Well it is exactly like that. Secret Government programs and aliens among us.
You know how in the movie the aliens are wearing human bodies as disguises? Well what do you think your current president is? An alien in a Trump suit!
The Evidence:
* Alien Trump has let his native language slip out with words such as: Covfefe and bigly. He often struggles with the English language, like any alien or newcomer would.
* Strange slurred mouth movements during speeches & weird water drinking movements.
* Unnatural hair style, awkward skin color, odd and painful grimaces--caused by his ill fitting human 'suit'.
* Intense fear, disgust and obsession with human body fluids and women's blood--
Due to their advanced evolutionary state, aliens are naturally body fluid free. Instead of lymphatic systems and disgusting digestion, their females recycle body waste internally, pooping out roses and discharging only champagne--anything else is primitive and gross.
And What are the Aliens up to?
It is quite obvious why the aliens have put this plan in place. After sending their probe to test our natural resources back in 2004, they decided that: "yes--earth is the planet for us!"
BUT advanced aliens are much too clever to start a tedious galactic war, instead opting to destroy us from within. It won't take long for Alien Trump to send off the nuclear tweet, setting off the end to humanity. And with that my friends, the alien's will have achieved their goal.
Dingo speaks
Thursday, December 21, 2017
Tuesday, December 5, 2017
Democrats Would Never Get Away With It
Dear Dingo:
I am concerned that Republicans just don't seem to give a damn that their "president" is a dangerous pathological liar, who may or may not be experiencing dementia. They would not have allowed a Democrat to get away with 1% of this current nonsense. What gives??
Answer:
One word--THE AGENDA
Republicans have been licking wounds for many years-- whining that they have not been able to implement their "awesome agenda". Finally the proverbial ball is in their court ! Quite frankly it did not matter if Republicans had voted for Spongebob or a sea serpent, as long as he allowed them to proceed with their diabolical plans...
What is their agenda you ask??
A) Open up public lands to drill for more oil, for no reason whatsoever !! ha! There is currently low demand for oil and low cost per barrel. Nonsensical policy also ignores what people really want -- electric cars.
B) Low taxes for old rich people. That will teach the poor a good lesson!
C) No access to health care. Again--that will teach the weak and sickly to pull themselves up out of their wheelchairs and off their respirators and get back to all the work the coal mines will be providing!
D) Normalize sexual harassment. After all, back when America was great, who didn't enjoy a good ass pinching or exposed penis ? Besides, that is what keeps men hetero!
E) Finally-- nuclear war. Too bad that once the precious republican agenda gets passed, we won't be around to enjoy it. But it sure was fun while it lasted!!!
I am concerned that Republicans just don't seem to give a damn that their "president" is a dangerous pathological liar, who may or may not be experiencing dementia. They would not have allowed a Democrat to get away with 1% of this current nonsense. What gives??
Answer:
One word--THE AGENDA
Republicans have been licking wounds for many years-- whining that they have not been able to implement their "awesome agenda". Finally the proverbial ball is in their court ! Quite frankly it did not matter if Republicans had voted for Spongebob or a sea serpent, as long as he allowed them to proceed with their diabolical plans...
What is their agenda you ask??
A) Open up public lands to drill for more oil, for no reason whatsoever !! ha! There is currently low demand for oil and low cost per barrel. Nonsensical policy also ignores what people really want -- electric cars.
B) Low taxes for old rich people. That will teach the poor a good lesson!
C) No access to health care. Again--that will teach the weak and sickly to pull themselves up out of their wheelchairs and off their respirators and get back to all the work the coal mines will be providing!
D) Normalize sexual harassment. After all, back when America was great, who didn't enjoy a good ass pinching or exposed penis ? Besides, that is what keeps men hetero!
E) Finally-- nuclear war. Too bad that once the precious republican agenda gets passed, we won't be around to enjoy it. But it sure was fun while it lasted!!!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)