Alas, you are probably expecting another overdone rant about the Covid pandemic...But not from me folks! Instead, I choose to focus on the sprouts of nonsense that were fertilized into invasive weeds during the past year.
1) Tik Tok billionaire teens. No explanation needed as to why this is annoying.
2) Bitcoin. You humans do realize that this fake ass currency only has value as long as someone else is willing to purchase it, right? Note: Beanie Baby craze, how did that work out for y'all?
3) Dog Sound Boards. If you don't know what this is, just look it up. Amusing, yet horrifying. As a household containing a siberian husky, who clearly talks and yells at her humans regularly, teaching her to press a "mad" button would be akin to gifting your own abuser a hatchet.
4) New expression overload. I saw that some nerd at NPR, rated "doomscrolling" as the winning word of 2020. Boring alert! How about: Covid puppy, toilet paper hoarder, Trump boat parade, maskne, bubble dining pods, 4 Seasons Landscaping!
5) Leaky Guiliani and Lindsey Graham. Not sure what oozy substance has replaced Rudy's brain, but at least Lindsey could come out of the closet already and confess his major Trump crush💘.
