As the Tangerine-In-Chief just happened to recognize that Czar Putin, may in fact be evil. More rational beings wonder-- why does it take so long for sanity to seep in under hair plugs?
First, one must accept that Tangerine man is a simple man. Thus anything unfamiliar is not understandable. Things like Indian food, computers or Hawaii being a state. All confusing.
And to him, there are 4 categories of people: Perverted, shifty, hot, or post-menopausal bitch.
Putin is neither perverted, nor hot. No amount of horseback riding will fix this. Some may argue that Putin is in fact shifty--as Trump naively assumed. However, any unclassified intelligence briefing will tell you: Russian shifty is not American shifty.
American shifty : underpaying contractors, porn star hush money and hawking crappy steaks.
Russian shifty : lacing drinks with uranium, pushing scientists out windows and The Gulag.
