Russell Vought Needs a Wife

Recently divorced self righteous heathen and main author of Project 2025, must be pretty peeved that his wife left him. After all, is this not the same man who proudly wrote that a married man and woman is the ideal natural family structure?  

As Russell finds himself swimming in the mire of "unnatural families", perhaps he is overcome with bitterness. Bitter enough to enjoy destroying federal workers families and their livelihoods. Yet, instead of playing the fiddle as he burns down the government in spite, maybe Russell could find himself a wife? Personal ad follows:

"Desperately seeking new wife. Must be very heterosexual-- no funny business, or business in general--as you will be busy at home. Working the righteous women's work-- wiping baby noses and butts, cleaning toilets and serving me good Christian cuisine, no funny spicy stuff! You will be allowed to leave home on Sundays, in order to attend church and gaze lovingly at yours truly. Must accept an occasional paddling for subservient behavior."

You, Me and Inequality

Wars, genocides, misunderstandings and overall bizarre election results, stem from one word: inequality. Humans and their weird brains ask themselves: why does so and so have 'A' and I only have 'B'?  Unfair! And now I shall invade, rob, kill, or elect a tyrant so I can have more 'A' too!

In order to invade, rob, killl or elect a tyrant, weird human brains justify their actions by making up bizarre stories about those that are taking 'A'. It doesn't matter which side of the political spectrum you are on, there's someone to blame:  illuminati, jews, racists, heathens, religious zealots, lazy feds, financiers, migrants.

Certain political groups think you can "solve" inequality--with DEI or communism. The opposite group feels inequality is perfectly fine, as winners deserve their spoils-- just ask Ayn Rand, billionaires or any medieval feudalist. Outsmarted the rest!

And indeed, the first agrarian that decided they can "own" land and keep others out, did "outsmart" hunters and gatherers, who naively shared natural resources.

The result being the great human contradiction:  loathe inequality, while simultaneously celebrating it--well as long as you are the temporary victor 😜

Tech Bro Hyper Workers, Try Hygge!

The Tech Bros are having their moment, winning the world monopoly tournament. Completely emboldened to authorize how the rest shall live: 90 hour weekly hyper work, halting only for approved naps on the office floor, unwashed in sleeping sacks.

How can I say this nicely... But maybe get a life?

By Life --read a book, go to a concert, make a friend, get a dog, cook a meal, spend time with all your freakin kids, hike, swim, get a tan, light a fire and hygge.

While it may be true that technology is making people's lives easier, are people happier? Why is anxiety and depression increasing? Why are so many animal and plant species going extinct? And why are our brains being filled with micro-plastics?

Only a sociopath thinks its a grand idea to build a colony on mars, a land devoid of  ample water, air or sunlight-- (ok, it's the proper environment for a pasty tech bro) If you really believe we need Mars to relocate humanity-- try fixing earth first. 

Meta and Schmuckerbergs Shrinking Stones

 I guess it's purely "the cost of doing business" that everyone must hail to the orange chief.

Of course human fact checkers might be biased, but what about the tech bros own creepy creation? AI? Can't we apply AI to do something besides plan the demise of the human race?

The United States has just certified the election of a giant propaganda machine and liar. And to those that believe the 2020 election was stolen--where is the evidence? The masterminds?

These are kooky times. But Meta could try to do some good, instead of making it impossible for facebook abstainers to see small business pages-- without logging in and joining their cult.

 

Donald Muck, Donald Muck and World Domination

Last Saturday 24 Starlink satellites were launched into space to join their 6,764 disposable space sisters floating along low earth orbit. More disposable space junk for more efficient TikTok viewing.

BUT. Americans live encompassed by light pollution, not necessarily aware of the night sky. The gravity of these launches, passes them by. If only they could see the bright satellite lines, our altered cosmos-- the global power of just one guy. 

(Imagine a primitive culture, looking up at the familiar star constellations, and the complete terror of observing a Starlink launch line. The gods be crazy!)

Beneath the cosmos, resides King Donald, with a penchant for speaking and pathological lying. His greatest skill, his biggest guise? Knowing honest people easily believe lies.

Combine the robot star maker with the emperor of tall tales, together they make the worlds scariest males.

What Peanut the Porn Squirrel Proves About the GOP

Elon. Elon. Maybe one of those millions of Musk babies can explain to him what "cite your sources" means. Obviously bouncing boy Elon has zero time to fact check or verify anything. Yet his ADHD riddled brain continues to impulsively post on X.

Case in point: posting about Peanut the squirrel. Cute little animal, died in vain.

Very unfortunate. RIP Peanut. BUT if Elon (doesn't this billionaire have any staff?) had dug deeper into the story, he would have known the gov't was sent to poor Peanuts home to investigate his living conditions. Because this squirrel was being used to promote very pervy porn. Probably without his consent. 

So is Elon saying the GOP supports this? Isn't this the party of Project 2025, who will be enthusiastically euthanizing all pervs sometime next year?

What about Elon's post about Nancy Pelosi's husband, when he was viciously attacked by a home intruder? Instead of spending 30 seconds fact checking, Elon mindlessly posted ridiculous rumors that said intruder was a male prostitute. 

(And this was somehow the more believable story??) 

How is it possible that Elon can possibly spot Government inefficiency, when his definition of efficiency apparently means morbid inaccuracy?

Republicans Will Never Allow Kennedy to "Go Wild on Health"

Poor little R.F. Kennedy Junior. He is under the spell of the conniving orange troll, who has mischievously promised him a magical health care wand.

First: Either the orange troll is lying through his fake teeth, or is a know nothing.

There is no "mystery" behind chronic disease and lifestyle illness amongst children.

The television loving troll may remember the program "Leave it to Beaver". Aha--the good old days. 

Blatant sexism aside, US chronic health conditions could easily be addressed requiring mandatory watching of Leave it to Beave!

Dinner around the table, protein, potatoes, vegetables and milk. Parents drinking tea. What is missing? Giant soda pops, screens, gmo wheat laden cakes and chips. Kids are not pale and sickly, but tan and riding bicycles. 

(wow! Billions of research dollars saved!)

Second: Any politician that has tried to address these chronic health conditions , gets shot down by...wait for it....tada...Republicans!

(Anyone remember Bloomberg trying to limit Big Sugary Sodas?) Or Trumps assault on the EPA, which now Kennedy is under the illusion will be mandated to Step Up regulation of harmful agricultural pesticides? 

Republicans fundamentally believe we have the Freedom to destroy our bodies.  People really like their pesticides, pepsi and bright pink peeps. And the Republican party will continue to fight for your right to become an obese, chemical filled couch potato. (That you may or may not wind up making your romantic partner 😉 )