Dingo Explains It All

In honor of the new presidential administration of misinformation, I have decided to turn this blog over to my beloved Dingo. She is much more qualified than any Alt-Right news source, as she is: A) About 120 years old in human years. B) Completely rational . C) Was officially deemed a "Smart ass" by an animal communicator.

Dear Dingo:
What went wrong in the 2016 election? Why did women choose to vote for a sexist pig instead of an accomplished woman?

Dingo's Answer: 
You human women are your own worst enemy, everybody knows that. Just think about 'mommy wars' or mean middle school girls. As a canine, I am well aware of what "bitches" are,  apparently liberals are not.

Question:
But why can a woman like Sarah Palin become a governor, she is a woman after all?

Dingo's Answer:
Because although you can't rely on the female vote,  you can always rely on the "horny man vote". If Hillary had been younger and hot--you would be welcoming her into the oval office-- as the men wouldn't be able to stop themselves. She could say what she wants--they would just hit 'mute' on their TV.

Question:
Why do we teach children not to be bullies, but then go ahead and vote for one?

Dingo's Answer:
Humans, like any other animal, are driven by their biology. You crave fat, sugar, salt, sex and sleep. Bullies come across as strong, alpha males. You can't help yourselves.
I always dominate the other dog in our household, and it works well enough for me.

Question:
Is the Alt Right racist?

Dingo's Answer:
Yes.  Apparently half the USA is scared of "the other" or " the different".  Here is an area where us dogs are more evolved than your sad, hairless ape species. Dogs will sniff the butts and play fair with a poodle, wolf or a mixed mongrel. If only you could.