Dear Dingo:
Please help solve this mystery for me. After Flynn was fired for lying about secretive talks with Russia, the Russian embassy tweeted "there were no talks about lifting sanctions". But the weird thing is-- they added a picture of hamburgers, fries and ketchup. What does this even mean?
Answer:
You silly Americans still don't understand Russia, do you?
Russia thinks Americans are very, very stupid. The fact that they convinced US voters to elect an illiterate pervert, only served to seal this assumption. Because Russians think American families naturally resemble "the Simpsons", they tempt Homer.
Therefore, Russian embassy says : "we have stated our alternative fact--no conversation happened. Wouldn't you like an American Joe hamburger-- instead of asking pesky questions ?? " yummy, yummy, yummy......
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