Leave the Dogs Out of Your Spat!

Dear Dingo:
I assume a certain North Korean leader is calling our president's words "the sound of a dog barking" because he is annoying. However, a dog barking does not lead one into nuclear combat.  Annoying shrill or perceived threat--which one is it ?

Answer:
How curious that you are asking a dog her opinion on the matter....

First of all- There is nothing annoying about a dog barking. We are, in fact, conveying important community information, that you unilingual humans are too dim to interpret.

That said, dogs everywhere report feeling insulted for being associated with this "who is the craziest toddler at the playground" spat. If in fact, the president whom is allegedly barking were a real dog, he would be much more cool and collected --as is proper for an alpha leader. Not only that, no self respecting canine would lose sleep at 3:00 in the morning to rant about football and tweeting (even if we did have thumbs).