Dear Dingo:
Why do so many people act surprised, shocked and unprepared whenever there is a "natural" disaster?
Answer:
Because the feeble minded homo-erectus is unable to comprehend that the earth is a rock, traveling through space at 1,000 miles per hour (yes--you are in Star Wars!) Interestingly, your spaceship rock, also happens to be covered in water and filled with molten lava --thus causing all sorts of pesky volcanoes, storms, earthquakes and tsunamis. The animals expect all this --you just don't.
But never fear! To help you appreciate all sorts of disasters and stay vigilant, the fracking industry is working hard to make earthquakes common place. Crappy soil managers and oil producers are ensuring that huge tropical storms increase, and your leader signed an executive order a month ago, revoking previous flooding regulations. It's all for your own good you know---so get those jerry cans full of gas, strap on your life vest and stop complaining!
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