Dear Dingo:
I just found out that the finance chairman of the RNC is a billionaire casino owner (Wynn). Even more incredible-- the largest donor to the republican party and Trump campaign is another casino billionaire (Adelson). And let's not even talk about our current president's connections to the casino community!
What does it all mean??
Why is the current conservative party rolling in gambling revenue??
Answer:
Remember kids--Gambling is not an addictive, family destroying behavior !
No, no--it is in fact, a wholesome and virtuous joy! Just like other republican past times.
Such as:
Pussy grabbing
Voting pro-life, unless your mistress needs an abortion (wink, wink ;)
Eliminating health care benefits, because what is more pro-life than making sure the sick "get what they deserve" ?
Shooting off large caliber weapons
Eating beautiful chocolate cake, until your vascular dementia sets in...
Smoking (remember--Pence argued it isn't addictive either)
Threatening nuclear war
So grab your cigarettes, a pretty mistress and pull up a chair to the roulette table! Because gambling is a fun way to spend your time until WW III begins !!... Much better than wasting away our last days on earth with boring organic gardens and exercise like the Obama's suggested (snoozer!)
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