Sunday, November 5, 2017

Treats for Internet Trolls

Dearest Dingo:
Here we go again, more 'made in America' mass shootings... And to make these horrid events even worse---"comments" sections are always filled with the same bizarre, predictable rants-- such as:


A) The government is behind mass shootings !!  It's part of the "New World Order"!!
B)  "But look at Chicago, shootings in Chicago !!" (the crazy response if someone suggests gun control)

Why do these folks feel compelled to say these things??

Answer:
Remember "comments" sections are filled with Russian trolls. Not cute Scandinavian trolls that crouch under bridges scaring Billy goats, but the kind that are drunk on cheap vodka and looking for some extra rubles... Then a crazy dude out to make a buck (hmm, maybe Alex Jones?) spreads the weirdness to excite those tin hat wearing fans of his (which of course includes our predator-in- chief).

Here is how you respond to uncouth trolls:

When they scream: "It's the government!"
 Gently remind them:
** Blaming the government-- means blaming Trump's government. Who holds all the keys to the asylum these days ?? Please write Trump a tweet.

When they scream :" More shootings in Chicago !"
Reply:
**" How nice of you to be concerned about violence and black lives in Chicago! However, how is that even similar to a crazy guy shooting off an automatic weapon at tons of innocent people and children??

Lastly--Regardless, whenever violence by any true American is committed within the USA, remember to say: BUILD A WALL! 


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