Dear Dingo:
I have seen bizarre signs in rural areas that "liberal legislators want to take your guns". There seems to be this notion, that a complex liberal plot has been hatched to go into people's homes and just take away their guns!
But I don't get the logical conclusion of this argument. Then what? What are these liberals actually going to do to unarmed folk?
Answer:
Well obviously the debates and political infighting of the Democratic party is a ruse! Simply a silly distraction --it makes them look conflicted and non-unified. But Alas! Bernie, Harris, Biden, Booker, Pelosi and Cortez are all one. Secretly meeting in dark kombucha bars to discuss their diabolical plan for world hippie dominance.
It will be their own special happy place of forced vegan burgers, uni-gender individuals, mosquito rights, and diaper free babies sporting fair trade amber teething rings.
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