Dear Dingo:
I am shocked at the Americans who seem to believe that Climate scientists are lying ass fibbers...Making up research to obtain grant money? Who believes that? How can these trolls even function in today's world?
Answer:
They don't need to. As long as the dank basements they reside in have a stocked mini fridge and some sort of air hole, they survive. One thing is certain-- the trolls have never, ever met an actual living, breathing scientist in person.
For them, scientists are mysterious and mythical creatures, much like the Yeti. Unsure if these beings are good or bad -- they turn to their Dicktator, who tweets that they are unethical, so it must be so!
The poor trolls somehow believe that climate scientists, who have spent their lives bullied as nerds, buried in books for years on end, obtained advanced degrees --for the sole purpose of making up facts for measly grant money !! The trolls are not aware there is a much easier way to spread misinformation--called creative writing or simply president.
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