Thursday, October 10, 2019

The Marital Bliss of Kellyanne Conway

Dear Dingo:
I am puzzled by the continued marital union of Kellyanne and George Conway. Imagine such a marriage where your husband continues to publicly criticize your boss, and the boss responds by tweeting out that your husband is a loser. Who could endure such a union?

Answer:
Catholics. Their marriage dissolution rules are just too tedious for today's modern families.
However, the more interesting reply is this:
Kellyanne, is in fact, a double agent....

George himself, admits in his anti-Trump rants and editorials, that his info comes from sources "close to Trump.
Why wouldn't you pick the blonde brain of the bimbo living under your own roof?
What if Kellyanne is secretly just as fed up as the others, yet remains fake loyal to Trump solely for her own economic gain? (waiting to write the BESTEST book yet!)

Besides, if there is a freakish chance she possesses some twisted loyalty to her sociopath boss, wouldn't a glass of Merlot be enough to get that skinny bitch blabbing like a drunken sailor? 

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