Dear Dingo:
MAGA was confusing enough -- it could have meant anything--maybe the 1600's?? I am sure the Native Americans and bison thought that was a pretty great time for America....
But now I am more confused--what the heck does "Keep America Great" mean?
Answer:
Well for the cultish following that admires their Orange Emperors' new clothes, I have composed a quick list of the new GREAT!
1- Great new social norms. No more wasting money on fancy pants dinners. If you happen to throw a nice dinner party (for say a famous football team) it is now perfectly acceptable to serve McDonalds--you can even keep the wrappers on ;) Imagine the savings!
2- Great lifestyle. No more boring exercise or snoozefest of veggies. Movement and salad greens are for libtards. Great Americans guzzle coke, chocolate cake, and chick-fil-a!
3- Great freedoms--like the right to annoy bilingual people. Let's face it, people speaking in funny languages are creepy. Now you can feel free to scream--'speak American!' Even if you are yelling at a bunch of US citizens just practicing their French. F 'em!
4- Everyone is a great genius. Grammar, history, spelling and science are officially over. Delinquents everywhere unite-- as you are officially vindicated for goofing off. Who cares what your report card or transcript really says? Just hide that thing somewhere.
5- Great bullying. Finally, cyber bullies have a prominent role model! All along American presidents were wasting time with silly civility or treating others as they want to be treated. Who needs dreary discussions, when you can just call your critics losers, scum or dumb?
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