Thursday, March 5, 2020

Bring on the Gaffes!

Dear Dingo:
It pains me to say it, but I get concerned watching Joe Biden speak--his "gaffes" often look like some sort of senior moments. Should I panic?

Answer:
Don't fret, moderate. Just look up the term "Bushisms".
Crappy public speaking only concerns the pundits, to everyone else, it is 'more relatable'.
(Much like an ugly red MAGA hat)

Most voters fear intellectual 'elitists' and only trust those that remind them of their crazy uncle.
Thus, sit back, relax and enjoy the upcoming geezer gaffe match. Be glad Biden's twitter feeds are sane & not written by an orange baboon, thumping his chest in the oval office.





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