Dear Dingo:
First the toilet paper, and now I read in the news that many Americans are hoarding guns and ammo. From my understanding, you can't SHOOT coronavirus to death. Right?
Answer:
When these paranoid ammo-huggers are asked--(why??) They insist they need more guns to protect family from hungry "city types" that will soon be ransacking rural neighborhoods-- ripping down doors and stealing frozen pizzas right out of good folks freezers.
For some bizarre reason they feel the supply chain of food will end. Apparently when you shut down schools, movie theaters and concerts--you are in fact reducing food?! Because we all know that secretly the school kids were raising beef cattle in the gym and chickens live in movie theaters. Not to mention nightclubs are havens for corn fields.
Some grocery shelves might look bleak right now, but at some point-- Joe Six Pack will realize that they can't possibly wipe, drink or eat all that mac and cheese collecting dust in the living room.
Food accounts for 21% of landfill mass in the USA. Americans are the global leaders in food waste. (USA! USA!) If nothing else, check out your local health food store--
I guarantee you can still find plenty of chocolare hummus.
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