Monday, April 27, 2020

What Meat Crisis?

Dear Dingo:
The news headlines are getting me all worried about a possible meat shortage. Should I panic buy bacon?

Answer:
Listen homo sapien, unlike us dogs, recognize that your species has made it this far by being an adaptable omnivore. How about a veggie burger? Or try your local farmer's market.

To get over your cravings for cheap industrial pork, just google up some images for: "Tyson factory pork farm" and see for yourself where your rancid meat comes from. Next , watch some video of the happy vegetarian Arnold Schwarzenegger feeding his donkey in the kitchen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2pVtOp50YE
 You decide which is more enjoyable.... 

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