Thursday, June 11, 2020

The Rallies Will be for Science

Dear Dingo:
I don't like the idea of mass gatherings in the era of contagious Covid 19. Now the hot air blowing Trumpet is planning large, indoor campaign rallies? Is this even sane?

Answer:

Think about it as science! As we know, Trumpet supporters don't wear face masks (wouldn't want to look weak now, would they...) Rallies are also known for chanting, yelling and hand shaking. Fill an arena with older, overweight, inflammed individuals and you have the perfect cytokine storm! Virus researchers will have a smorgasburg of voluntary human guinea pigs. You don't even need to compensate the republican lab rats, in fact they will purchase tickets..

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