Dear Humans:
Here's the howl-- as I observe the naked, 2 legged kind-- a.k.a. homo sapiens, can't help but notice, you just might not be as smart as you think!
Dingo's List As To Why Dogs are Smarter than People:
#1- No dog has ever fallen off a cliff or into the ocean while taking a selfie.
#2- Dogs can't be scammed by bots. We get our info from butts--always accurate.
#3- No dog would shoot their ex for the insurance money.
#4- Dogs don't trust TV & social media, only nature and nurture is the real deal.
#5- Dogs wouldn't inject themselves with lip filler until they look like puffer fish.
#6- You do know dogs invented Yoga and stretching before exercise, thank you.
#7- Dogs never, ever have the problem of food waste.
#8- No dog needs to read a scientific article just to know that sleep is good.
#9- Dogs don't spread outrageous lies about each other.
#10- And no dog has ever threatened to start a nuclear war 💥!
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