Wednesday, June 11, 2025

Why Can't I Be a Paid Protester?

 As denizens of LA light self driving Waymo's on fire and dance raucously in the streets, the GOP talking class solemnly appears on FOX news. Reassuring pearl clutching MAGA maggots, that once again-- these are obviously "paid troublemakers", not concerned citizens.

This blatant GOP lie pales in comparison to the aggravation they are causing by omitting-- How? How does one apply for this absolutely fabulous employment opportunity !? 

 Do they not recognize that most citizens of Portland, Oregon gleefully Google: "How to be paid to Torch Tesla?" Or "Can I at least get free Burger King on No King's day?" But alas, they are greeted by silence and disappointment. The merriment of trouble making continues to be reserved for privileged volunteers. No matter your credentials in anarchy, protesting don't pay.


 



 

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