Tuesday, January 20, 2026

Your Cliff Notes on Greenland and the Dark Enlightenment

In case you don't have the time to nose dive into the horrors of something known as the "Dark Enlightenment" and the coming Nerd Reich (that's right) Let's summarize:

A) Character one: Curtis Yarvin aka Mencius Moldbug. Just your standard pseudo intellectual dark overlord influencing numskulls like JD Vance and by proxy his stooge Trump. His crazy ideas (now normalized) include; rule via an "iron fist', screwing democracy, authoritarianism, firing all feds, and encouraging Russia to punish Europe for becoming nice, soft and liberal.

B) Character two: Peter Thiel, Once upon a time just a sad little closeted man, who made a fortune developing Paypal. Now that he has money, he can outwardly project his hatred of all the popular kids (also known as democratic society). Thus, if the current democratic government can't be blown up, he will simply design rule-less "freedom cities" where he and his other sad and nerdy friends (like the former government destroyer Musk) can live happily ever after without having to look at fat, dumb, disabled or poor people. Who contribute nothing.

C) Character three: Artificial Intelligence. Or the upcoming AGI which will happily take your job, income and purpose in life. The Nerd Reich loves AI, because it will be their fantastic new toy. Increasing access to essential items such as personal rocket ships and eternal life as cyborgs.

D) Place: Greenland. Why is this the coveted land for the Dark Enlightenment? Well those AI data centers need two things--rare minerals and snow. Why snow? To naturally cool the data centers. Bonus: Elon Musk can simulate his Mars antics amongst vast stone outcroppings.

In summary, now does it all make sense? You're welcome.  

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