Tuesday, January 20, 2026

Your Cliff Notes on Greenland and the Dark Enlightenment

In case you don't have the time to nose dive into the horrors of something known as the "Dark Enlightenment" and the coming Nerd Reich (that's right) Let's summarize:

A) Character one: Curtis Yarvin aka Mencius Moldbug. Just your standard pseudo intellectual dark overlord influencing numskulls like JD Vance and by proxy his stooge Trump. His crazy ideas (now normalized) include; rule via an "iron fist', screwing democracy, authoritarianism, firing all feds, and encouraging Russia to punish Europe for becoming nice, soft and liberal.

B) Character two: Peter Thiel, Once upon a time just a sad little closeted man, who made a fortune developing Paypal. Now that he has money, he can outwardly project his hatred of all the popular kids (also known as democratic society). Thus, if the current democratic government can't be blown up, he will simply design rule-less "freedom cities" where he and his other sad and nerdy friends (like the former government destroyer Musk) can live happily ever after without having to look at fat, dumb, disabled or poor people. Who contribute nothing.

C) Character three: Artificial Intelligence. Or the upcoming AGI which will happily take your job, income and purpose in life. The Nerd Reich loves AI, because it will be their fantastic new toy. Increasing access to essential items such as personal rocket ships and eternal life as cyborgs.

D) Place: Greenland. Why is this the coveted land for the Dark Enlightenment? Well those AI data centers need two things--rare minerals and snow. Why snow? To naturally cool the data centers. Bonus: Elon Musk can simulate his Mars antics amongst vast stone outcroppings.

In summary, now does it all make sense? You're welcome.  

Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Wanted: Paid Protester Job, Portland Area

Our stable president and associated sycophants proclaim protesters are being paid.
Touting lovely job titles, with opportunity for promotion to professional agitator!!
Fantastic! How do I apply?
Where are these listings, postings, opportunities? Checking Reddit, people all over the nation would love to be paid for time spent protesting!! But nada. 

Blah blah Faux News likes to interview the crowds on demand guy and his small time gigs. But Foxes can't crunch numbers. Who pays for a million attendees? 

Let me tell you, protesting is a dream job. Portlanders or any other upset American would leap at the opportunity for such a swell side gig. Soon you would see not hundreds or thousands, but millions in the street, all year long. 365 days a year. 
Yet applications are not available. Sad. 

 

Sunday, December 21, 2025

Russell Vought Who Majored in Mickey Mouse ,Thinks He Understands Science?

Just in time for the Holiday season, Voldemort Vought continues his senseless smashing spree of the US government.
 As always, he favors a target he can not cognitively comprehend: Climate Science. 

In his Mickey Mouse brain (and yes, he was a liberal arts major!) if you blow up the National Center for Atmospheric Research -- Climate Science will simply melt away, like any other inconvenient glacier. That somehow climate is not intertwined with weather and the earth.

Kook Vought doesn't spend any time actually visiting scientific agencies. Meeting scientists in person, understanding their character and what motivates them. Reviewing the hard ass scientific curriculums that got them to where they are today. 

No, instead Runt Russell stomps around like a furious toddler: "Me don't understand Vector Calculous, Thermodynamis, Geochemistry and Paleoclimatology!!" They be bad. Bam Bam!






Friday, October 31, 2025

Release the Academic Files!

Our Tangerine 'stable genius' is obviously obsessed with IQ! Especially that of prominent women of color, as his racist/sexist brain assumes they possess no intellectual ability. The tangerine screams how they must be dimwits, all while bizarrely bragging about passing a silly dementia test. Why won't he just release his real college grades, SAT or intelligence scores ??

A quote from Michael Cohen, Tangerine's former "fixer" :

“When I say con man, I’m talking about a man who declares himself brilliant but directed me to threaten his high school, his colleges, and the College Board to never release his grades or SAT scores".

This, from a man who has no problem showing off his hottest wife, most beautiful properties, but no proof of having the best intelligence??😆


Wednesday, October 22, 2025

Derangement is the New Sanity

I honestly thought this was a joke....TDS!
Normal looking Republican politicians in DC, hoodwinked by Trump (or just stuck up his arse) continue to spew the childish term- "Trump Derangement Syndrome", whenever they encounter someone upset about and/or protesting their dear Fuhrer.

So who really has the derangement?
A) A press secretary that proclaims the Democratic party is made up of terrorists?
B) Republicans that conveniently forgot that they once felt horrified on Jan. 6th? 
C) A president that hallucinates Portland Oregon is burning down in real time?
D) Millions of Americans that express their right to peacefully assemble?

Apparently, to some on the right, mental illness can be defined as: "feeling outrage when one is blatantly lied to by a hallucinating (or demented) authoritarian in a democratic society". And being gaslit by psycho sycophants is supposedly sanity 😮


 



Share pictures of fake fabulous family vacations. Create images of a coffee klatsch between Ted Cruz, AOC and a golden retriever. Or Joe Biden riding a giant alligator.

AI itself predicts it is advancing so quickly that proliferation of misinformation is inevitable and unstoppable. 
What kind of world is this? Who wants this? A picture is worth a thousand words--
NOT.

Meanwhile, our dear president continues to muse on about his own hallucinations regarding the city of Portland being on fire. Why isn't everyone as freaked out as I?

Tuesday, October 14, 2025

Night of the Terrifying Tangerine Chief

Prepare to be scared by an old golf playing tangerine. Whose very existence has made an ordinary, harmless word, the most frightful thing in the English language.

That word is "YES".

"YES", uttered by men and women who refuse to correct their dear dotard in chief when he spews utter nonsense. "YES" says a cabinet full of kiss ass faux professionals, as they nod in agreement. Meanwhile, the president of the United States prattles delusional crap. Nobody tries to correct the lies or tell the truth.

Confidently claiming Portland, Oregon is on fire, based on years old video footage. Just think, with AI video, that is quickly becoming more realistic, who will stop the Dotard from declaring war on Mars? Or Macy's? The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man?👽

Halloween has never been so scary...


Sunday, September 28, 2025

Now a Word about Portland, OR

The human brain is wired to believe other humans. Back in the cave, if Igor said: "Good mammoth meat lies a few tree lengths behind big rock", why wouldn't you trust him and trot on over for the scrumptious feast?

But alas, this naive ability to believe can easily be used to deceive fellow humans.

As this post is coming to you from the vicinity of Portland, Oregon- clarification is in order.

I can't defend the antics of Portland 2020-- when youthful pent up energy met pandemic lockdown boredom. Daily peaceful protests would often morph into chaos. And attention seeking anarchists took the opportunity to run amok and burn shit.

Well life goes on and now it's 2025. Waterfront music festivals have returned, suits are back to working downtown and Portland's new mayor was elected solely on the platform of ending homelessness within one year. Does this sound like a war zone?

Yes, there are current protests in front of the ICE building-- but not very large, and usually calm. This takes place on one city block in a city that is 145 square miles.

Families every day continue to gather and dine at the Old Spaghetti Factory restaurant right next door to the Portland ICE building. Seriously, right next door. 

No matter your political persuasion, blatant public lies by a US presidential administration should scare your political pants off and leave you shivering 😱😱😱