Friday, November 18, 2016

Get in the Time Machine Kiddos

Dear Dingo:
Why is Trump filling his cabinet with scary old racist men, that should have been moth-balled a long time ago? How can I possibly explain this to my children who have grown up in a more tolerant America?

Answer:
This is the "Trump Time Machine", where we all get a chance to zoom backwards, not only a few years, but many, many decades! Your kids will no longer need to waste their time going to living history museums, reading or watching episodes of Madmax. Instead, they will be granted the more vivid opportunity of experiencing America's segregationist history first hand! 

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