Thursday, November 17, 2016

Trump to Erect Statue of Bigotry!

Dear Dingo:
Has Trump ever seen the poem on the Statue of Liberty? About the poor and huddled masses?
Will America welcome immigrants anymore?

Answer:
According to a Trump interview (with the accurate and ethical Breitbart news), he does welcome Asian immigrants that have attended Ivy League schools.

Question:
But isn't Trump's own wife an immigrant and a college drop-out?

Answer:
Obviously you missed the "hotness allowance" listed in the fine print of Trump's deportation plan. Even Mexican, Muslim and Latina women will be allowed to reside in the USA, if they can successfully rank as a "10", in a beauty pageant put on by Trump's Office of Homeland Hotness. This important government department is already in development.


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